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burp Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Dec 18, 2005 Posts: 55
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:51 am Post subject: heh |
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?I think that it'll be, "I'm sorry, but i'm gay, and the family name can't go on, and that you will never be grandparents." _________________ blah |
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xenon10 Jikan Samurai

Joined: Oct 25, 2005 Posts: 933 Location: Cebu, Philippines
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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WHAT?!?! ur a guy?
ahhhh...ehehe...thought u were a girl. so sorry |
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manwithnoname Ronin Samurai

Joined: Nov 01, 2005 Posts: 689 Location: Behind you
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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anything along the lines of teenage pregnancy or you have just mysteriously come down with acute alcohol poinsoning _________________ Want advice DONT WORK AT WALMART... Theres your freebie... |
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darkheartassasin Conscript

Joined: Nov 29, 2005 Posts: 116 Location: in a little pandora box
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| tO TEll THem THAT you HAD killED soMEbodY... Ha ha ha..(evil laugh)... just kidding.. |
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1ce Retired Forumer

Joined: Jul 31, 2005 Posts: 9275 Location: Somewhere in CANADA
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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The hardest thing to tell your parents... (for most asians)
1. You're going out with that guy/girl that your parents said never to go out with or they'll abandon you.
2. You don't want rice tonight (LOL)
3. You take drugs.
4. You're in jail.
5. You failed math. (DEAD, big time.) |
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mira_emy Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Dec 10, 2004 Posts: 62
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject: well |
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the hardest is when u slepl with someone ur parents knew n have the same age with them @ gay love @ lesbo @ etc. life sure is complicated.  |
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Blackthorn Conscript

Joined: May 03, 2005 Posts: 105 Location: Wyoming <9 out of 10 Californians have no idea where Wyoming is!>
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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The hardest i could think of would be to say that you have been arrested for kidnapping and having sex with a minor (real minor like 12 or 13) and that you got her pregnant.
That's like shit that you should kill yourself for. _________________ HCl before H20 makes a big bang |
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Itachi-kun Drunken Boxer

Joined: Jul 12, 2005 Posts: 4705 Location: West Coast
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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"Mom, Dad, I'm vdropping out of school to start training all day for my debut in the UFC. It's dangerous and crazy I know, but at least there's a chance I'll die before I have to jump the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle." Now that's the best. _________________ [img:450:200:d0a28f8b61]http://www.anime-source.com/upload/uploadFiles/9979.jpg[/img:d0a28f8b61]
I just wanna be your light. |
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Bowser The Very Lonely Wolf

Joined: Mar 26, 2005 Posts: 8282 Location: stuck in tard tard land
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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"Dad....you know that cat I ran over by accident.....well it wasnt a cat......and it wasnt by accident........and now the police are after me for murder......and so is the U.N.....and the Soviet Union......and Nintendo....all in all...the truth is....I'm on drugs (obviously)"
I know I made a joke of it...but I'm guessing its not easy to tell parents that you'r addicted to drugs... |
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Blackthorn Conscript

Joined: May 03, 2005 Posts: 105 Location: Wyoming <9 out of 10 Californians have no idea where Wyoming is!>
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Mom, dad. I've gotten a sex change operation. You can now call me lenda. _________________ HCl before H20 makes a big bang |
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orichalcos Punished by admin (points deducted)

Joined: May 13, 2005 Posts: 68
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| for me, i don't really have anything that's hardfor me to tell my parents. they're cool with everything i do. |
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Jin_Roh Conscript

Joined: Oct 19, 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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sorry mum but your cooking sucks _________________ [img:206:104:434aeede5e]http://www.narutofan.com/images/skin_plus/feat_eyeshield21.jpg[/img:434aeede5e]
"Sex is a sport, like raquet ball, you work hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye." |
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RonO Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Nov 11, 2005 Posts: 51
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| That I wrecked one of their cars. They weren't real happy with me after that. |
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Splinter Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Nov 04, 2005 Posts: 60
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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| you almosted died of starvation when u were locked in a grocery? |
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Kono newbie!

Joined: Dec 23, 2005 Posts: 26
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Haha i tell my mom her cooking sucks ALL the time...
But ya.. Hardest thing for me.... Well it would be
"Mom, I'm Gay" Not because her reaction its just my whole life ive been abused by my older brother over everything and he always calls me gay and stuff already i just dont think i could go back to the beatings and i dont even wanna know how much hed call me names afterwards o.o
Haha such a sap story but true, oh well...My moms insane...and its genetic so i got it too were very wierd...my brother is sane tho..i hope o.o
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Although...Names dont hurt me..It jsut gets annoying when people start becoming broken records  _________________ An Unrelenting heart...
A never ending dream...
A ghost from a forgotten past...
Aisheteru Yo |
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