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TowersA_3 Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: May 19, 2005 Posts: 50
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: 10 Questions to Ask Someone |
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1. How would you explain the internet to your grandparents?
2. If you could have any 1 super power, what would it be?
3. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
4. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
6. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
8. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
9.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
And finaly...
10. Ninjas or Pirates? |
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silvermirage Yari Ashigaru

Joined: Nov 20, 2004 Posts: 232
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:11 am Post subject: Re: 10 Questions to Ask Someone |
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| TowersA_3 wrote: |
| 1. How would you explain the internet to your grandparents? |
I've never tried explaining things to the dead... (Well... one of my grandparents' still alive... but she lives on the other side of the world...)
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| 2. If you could have any 1 super power, what would it be? |
The power to copy whatever I see
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| 3. Why do our noses run and our feet smell? |
Same reason as #7
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| 4. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice? |
A half of a half is a quarter.
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| 5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"? |
Probably something along the lines of "this moment"
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| 6. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? |
Um... huh?
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| 7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? |
Probably same reason as #3
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| 8. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? |
They might have uses for the corpse...
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| 9.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? |
Only if they're really stupid
And finaly...
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| 10. Ninjas or Pirates? |
Ninja pirates |
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xenon10 Jikan Samurai

Joined: Oct 25, 2005 Posts: 933 Location: Cebu, Philippines
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:48 am Post subject: |
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1)you can scold your children(parents) anytime even when gone abroad.
2)convincing powers.....buy viagra! you need it! *shiny smile*
3)run and smell are used as adjectives, not verbs.
4)still half...you already rejuvanated from your last scare.
5)yeah, "it" means "at this moment", or maybe your watch.
6)#2 is the darknes of the lead. #1's too light and #3's too dark. it's like size medium in clothing.
7)really? i thought it was the other way around. better look it up.
8)to let people see that the convicted man still has his dignity.
9)if they've got common sense, they'll rescue him/her.
10)ninjas
silvermirage>in #6, i've placed an explanation(if you havent know of course). its pretty common here. there's one leading pencil brand here, Mongol, and uses this kind of labeling.
hehehe. this was fun to answer. have you got any more, towersa_3? |
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Bowser The Very Lonely Wolf

Joined: Mar 26, 2005 Posts: 8282 Location: stuck in tard tard land
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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1. Anything can be done on it!! Anything!!! Info, games, work, make life easier, anything!
2. Hmm....teleportation....yeah....
3. Feet are dirty and noses are stupid......you'r an idiot~jks....I dont know...stupid questions...look..you got me all upset now!
4. I guess its death then.....
5. Absolutly no idea......shut up....
6. Its best not to dwell on such a trivial question that has nothing to do with anything.....
7. I never call it shipment.....
8. Because there could be an infection/bacteria that thrieves on dead bodies......I think....
9. Yes....yes they do....
10. This is the hardest question.....hhmmm....I dont know...I like both.....I'll have to go with ninja.....I'm not too fond of water... |
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Fenix Ronin Samurai

Joined: Jul 23, 2005 Posts: 763 Location: Denmark
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Cargo: Is merchandise/commodities/freight carried by means of transportation.
Shipment: Freight tendered to a carrier by one consignor at one piece at one time for delivery to one consignee at one place on one bill of lading. _________________ "It is also paradox that the earth moves round the sun, and that water consists of two highly inflammable gases. Scientific truth is always paradox, if judged by every-day experience, which catches only the delusive appearance of things."
-Karl Marx |
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Val666 newbie!

Joined: Jun 03, 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Why do you want to hear us about this things,anyways? |
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BJay Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Nov 14, 2005 Posts: 53
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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I want to add this to your ten questions! ^_^ just kidding, but these are my favourites.
"Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?"
"Why is abbreviated such a long word?" |
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pyrrhus Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 68
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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1 i wouldnt, they dont care.
2 super power hmmmm the one were i can steal powers for other super heros.
3 ahh one of life most challenging unanswered questions
4 how can u be scared half to death in the first place? either your scared to the point you die or just really scared.
5 define "It"
6 the pencil makers like messing with ours heads
7 as long as i get the package i dont care
8 would you like a neddle that has been used on a person with aids inside you?
9 that would be odd to see happen.......
10 pirates |
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Xristyan THE Forumer®


Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 21728 Location: At the Left Coast of The Maple Leaf
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:04 am Post subject: |
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1. How would you explain the internet to your grandparents?
2. If you could have any 1 super power, what would it be?
3. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
4. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
6. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
8. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
9.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
And finaly...
10. Ninjas or Pirates?
my attempt to answer...
1. ok, grandma there is this unknown universe or parallel dimension of knowledge and crap that exists out there.. now this special tv with the huge ass remote control is the key to unlock it... got it? good... go go go...
2. to be able to break or at least bend the laws of pyhsics...
3. our noses run because it got tired of getting stuck to an ugly face... the feet smell cause the nose ran away..
4. It would cancel out and i wil be immortal... ????!!!!!
5. the brand of the watch???
6. cause being #2 has almost all the perks of being #1 but less responsibility...???
7. so you would get so confused that you would forget what you sent and they will take it to their hideout and bask in the fortunes that they have gathered due to your confusion and stupidity???!!!
8. so that it would be a CLEAN KILL...
9. meh... they are supposed to laugh and swim away...
10. ninjas... (has recently watched kage kara mamoru) _________________
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Schoolsux728 newbie!

Joined: Jan 14, 2006 Posts: 33 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:12 am Post subject: |
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1. Um, I just show them it instead.
2. Control Time.
3. I don't know.
4. I just sit there shocked.
5. Our clocks.
6. Cause it is had different lead.
7. I have no idea.
8. Need it to be clean before it gets in me.
9. Sure why not?
10. Ninjas |
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TowersA_3 Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: May 19, 2005 Posts: 50
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:35 am Post subject: |
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| BJay wrote: |
I want to add this to your ten questions! ^_^ just kidding, but these are my favourites.
"Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?"
"Why is abbreviated such a long word?" |
To shoot a mime all you need is to hold your hand like a gun and make shooting motions
I don't know, but can abbreciated be abbreviated?
Here's some more questions
1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
4. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
5. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7. Can blind people see their dreams?
8. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? |
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Fenix Ronin Samurai

Joined: Jul 23, 2005 Posts: 763 Location: Denmark
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:01 am Post subject: |
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Another question to add:
Why is the phobia for long words, a long word in itself?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - phobia for long words. _________________ "It is also paradox that the earth moves round the sun, and that water consists of two highly inflammable gases. Scientific truth is always paradox, if judged by every-day experience, which catches only the delusive appearance of things."
-Karl Marx |
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