Insults

[Xristyan]

its more of a gesture but when our group talks and one guy butts in.. one of my friends would come in between our group and the guy and draw a line in the air and states that "beyond this line is where your thoughts and what you say will be heard..." and then all of us will move away from the guy... don't know if that is an insult or not though but it has been done very frequently in our class...
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[taygo]

Actions speak louder than anywords:) to get back at someone, you need...icy hot LOL.

[leoxjm]

You can never go wrong with "yo mama" stuff. Even if it fails to insult it is just plain funny. Some people have posted a few already, so I'm just gonna go with the one I can remember on top of my head:

Yo mama is so fat that when she has to haul ass she has to make two trips.

Also, if you want insults just watch Beavis & Butthead. You'll get a load of them.
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[SSS]

I just think these are funny, whether insults are really necessary or not... I think it's just better to ignore people if you don't like them, and if they're your friends, be original and don't cross the line.

Yo mom's so fat, she was floating in the Ocean and the Spaniards claimed her as a new Land.
Yo mom's so fat, I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas.
Yo mom's so loose, she's like a doorknob, everyone's had a turn.
Yo mom's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mom's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off the cliff.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, you're mom breast fed your butt and slapped your face.
You're so ugly, you were thrown to the wolves and the wolves threw you back.

That's it. Have fun

[sadakuro]

What about the classical "bastard" or " son of a ----"
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[taygo]

My best come backs are just ones I hear or just think of really. Ummm on the movie waiting it has some good ones:) watch that!
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[Woah77]

i don't do come backs. nor starts. but when people call me gay (or other names with the same meaning) i just say "i don't like boys" it works really well.

[adam_askew]

you sir, are a lilly livered cod faced tree gnome.

you're mommas so ugly, she's only been married once