| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
xenocrisis0153
A-Source Admin
Joined: Nov 29, 2004
Posts: 8365
Location: Futaba District, Fukushima Japan
|
 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:24 am Post subject: |
 |
|
| sayoku wrote: |
lol watched it, its was just freakin wierd. very funny |
Yeah, there are plenty of segments of him on different shows reading them.... but I'm a little pissed, he seems to think they were all written by one guy. Someone needs to be brave and suicidal and tell Chuck that he's wrong.
and for the record, I do not volunteer for that job
_________________
 GTX: Great Teacher Xeno... my daily blog about teaching in an elementary and middle school in Japan (see right-menu) |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
sadakuro
Conscript
Joined: Oct 05, 2005
Posts: 166
Location: Itisnotyourbusiness Island
|
| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:51 am Post subject: |
|
|
In that Jurasic park movie, T-rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck norris was chasing the T-rex and the jeep
_________________
æ„›ã?™ã‚‹ã?“ã?¨ã‚‚æ»ã?¬ã?“ã?¨ã‚‚ã€?美ã?—ã?™ã?Žã?¦çµµã?«ã?ªã‚‰ã?ªã?„
Si puedes leer esto, entonces te invito a que visites mi blog http://juankmu.blogspot.com
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
silvermirage
Yari Ashigaru
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 232
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:36 am Post subject: |
|
|
Its official, they're true!!
http://www.wimp.com/chuck/
Well, apparently, he does pay tax though! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
FaithZ
Kyunin Samurai
Joined: Sep 17, 2005
Posts: 1271
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:19 pm Post subject: |
|
|
The video already been posted to let you know 
_________________
[img:400:140:a13d904028]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/bigdave_89/Created%20Banners/Dark_Magician_Girl_Sig2.jpg[/img:a13d904028] |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
silvermirage
Yari Ashigaru
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 232
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:03 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| MapleStory wrote: |
| The video already been posted to let you know |
Oh heh maybe I should actually read the rest of the thread before posting next time 
Ah well... *Shrug* |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
manwithnoname
Ronin Samurai
Joined: Nov 01, 2005
Posts: 689
Location: Behind you
|
| Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject: |
|
|
some of the jokes i've heard of by my friend
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands when he came back they could only be called the islands
chuck norris doesn't get frost bite chuck norris bites frost
chuck norris doesn't obey the law the law obeys chuck norris
when god said let there be light chuck norris said ask
chuck norris could round house kick you to the next milenia no really he can
i thought of this one my self well if its not already thought of
if you lived through chuck norris's round house kick its because he let you
Btw Some of these may already be posted i only posted the ones i could remeber that i heard from friends
_________________
Want advice DONT WORK AT WALMART... Theres your freebie... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
subbergod
Naginata Ashigaru
Joined: Mar 02, 2006
Posts: 553
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:07 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: |
hehehe action heroes
they just dont make them like they used to.
...France
|
If you just suggested that a frenchman is more manely than chuck norris, than chuck norris can relax, I will kill you myself.
| Quote: |
| dude i hate chuck noris... thats all i hear from people these days... chuck noris this and chuck noris that... screw you.. leave me alone |
But chuck norris is the same as god. Do you say "Geez, people keep talking about god. God this, god that"
Calm down and edit your post before you die.
| Quote: |
| If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen |
You're wrong. If you google that, it will come up with tons of pages that have the words "If you Google search Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen" on them. I tried it. 513, 000 results, you dolt.
| Quote: |
| In the history of man, only one has had the power to challenge Chuck Noris. He was later killed by nature to circumvent Chuck's wrath. (Thank god for Bruce Lee! ) |
Yes, it is the shocking truth. Chuck Norris once had an equal. Bruce Lee. Every time Bruce Lee bat an eye, 10,000 japs died. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
quosimos
uncommoner
Joined: Aug 05, 2005
Posts: 3228
Location: Jack lives here
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:06 am Post subject: |
|
|
| subbergod wrote: |
| Quote: |
hehehe action heroes
they just dont make them like they used to.
...France
|
If you just suggested that a frenchman is more manly than chuck norris, than chuck norris can relax, I will kill you myself. |
uh mate, did you actually read my post in the context of the quote? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
sayoku
EviL DoLL
Joined: Jul 22, 2005
Posts: 8164
Location: la la land
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:51 am Post subject: |
|
|
aww aww death threat quos, death threat 
_________________
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
[img:160:122:c4b28be4ec]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8233/lkaedeoutplayzr5.gif[/img:c4b28be4ec] |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
quosimos
uncommoner
Joined: Aug 05, 2005
Posts: 3228
Location: Jack lives here
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:10 am Post subject: |
|
|
| pffft I've survived carnivorous theropods, planet killing meteors, vampires and werewolves. What have I to fear? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
sayoku
EviL DoLL
Joined: Jul 22, 2005
Posts: 8164
Location: la la land
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:20 am Post subject: |
|
|
subber...GOD
_________________
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
[img:160:122:c4b28be4ec]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8233/lkaedeoutplayzr5.gif[/img:c4b28be4ec] |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
subbergod
Naginata Ashigaru
Joined: Mar 02, 2006
Posts: 553
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject: |
|
|
The last part being my title. Actually I am more well known on the web as Lord Archmedes, a previous member of the gnaa. I have kind ocut off my support for them a bit since some of lord_fate's lot sent me a rather nasty april fools joke. Two of the senders will have permanent damage to their computers though.
| Quote: |
| uh mate, did you actually read my post in the context of the quote? |
Nope |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
quosimos
uncommoner
Joined: Aug 05, 2005
Posts: 3228
Location: Jack lives here
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| nice. try not to make yourself look like a fool next time |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
subbergod
Naginata Ashigaru
Joined: Mar 02, 2006
Posts: 553
|
| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: |
| nice. try not to make yourself look like a fool next time |
there's just the tiny issue that I truely don't care if you think I am a fool. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
sayoku
EviL DoLL
Joined: Jul 22, 2005
Posts: 8164
Location: la la land
|
| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:32 am Post subject: |
|
|
dont post if you cant read properly....FOOL. now thats a much appropriate title.
_________________
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
[img:160:122:c4b28be4ec]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8233/lkaedeoutplayzr5.gif[/img:c4b28be4ec] |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
Forum FAQ
Search
Usergroups
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
