What Anime has taught me

silvermirage · Yari Ashigaru Joined: Nov 20, 2004 Posts: 232

- Monsters, Aliens, and terrorists will ALWAYS attack Japan or US first, with Tokyo Tower being a prime target.

- A lot of Japanese schools have an entire class full of deliquents, they have lost their faith in teachers, and the only solution to this problem is to hire a gangster teacher.

- Samurai are capable of jumping really high, really REALLY high.

- Ninjas, in most cases, only vaguely resemble humans, and in extreme cases, look more like animals.

- If you're from Japan, don't bother playing sport unless you have super-powers such as summoning a tornado by hitting tennis balls, or can run so fast you'll leave an afterimage of yourself.

- When visiting Japan, foreigners will mysteriously become fluent in Japanese, similarly, when a Japanese goes overseas, everyone he talk to will just so happen to know Japanese.

- Japanese are naturally born with strange hair colours such as blue, purple, bright orange, pink, etc.

- When swordfighting, it is essential to scream out the name of a technique you're about to preform, this rule is sometimes followed by sportspeople.

Can't think of anything else... *Shrugs*

Fenix · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:37 am Post subject:

What anime has taught me: Nothing.
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Bowser · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:41 am Post subject:

Well...despite many animes being psychological or philisofical or romantic...........I'll have to say they have taught me nothing nither..........excpted maybe what is considered a good story/plot at the moment/time........and somtimes do maked me think twice about some things.....

thats it realy........nothing but entertainment.....

silverkitsune · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:27 pm Post subject:

-Be the most pathetic indecisive loser you can be, and the girls will swarm over to you.

-Always have a portable blood transfusion unit handy around hot girls. You never know when you might nose bleed to death.

-Gaijins (foreigners, generally westerners) have super powers. Just look how much sayans can power up by transforming into blonde hair green eyed gaijin!

-If you see any girl with pink hair walking around naked, run like hell. Or you may realize, that you no longer have a head.
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Bowser · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject:

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-that the reason that Japanese people are so smart is because the dumb ones are constantly being eaten by giant monsters or crushed under the feet of giant robots. Especially if they live in Tokyo.

-that everyone in the world speaks either fluent japanese or speak their native language with a really heavy japanese accent.

-if you walk into the bathroom while a japanese girl is naked or even if the wind blows her skirt up and you see her panties she is able to manifest a giant mallet from no where and drive your body into the ground with it while screaming "BAKA" (known as the transdimentional baka hammer).

-that if you don't have any kind of super ability or freakish talent don't even try to enter any type of compitition. Even if it's just for baking bread.

-in Japan the aliens have gone WAY beyond abducting rednecks for the purpose of anal probes.
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xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject:

- teenagers make perfectly good spaceship/giant robot pilots

- no one ever pays attention during class

- best choices for culture day: haunted house or cafe

- everytime a cooking contest is held, disaster ensues

- no one can change outfits without some kind of sparkling light show and fantasy music

- Japanese parents are the worst parents on earth... seriously, who leaves their kid in a big city to live on their own just to "go oversees on some research expedition" or "to take care of a sick relative"
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silverkitsune · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject:

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Itachi-kun · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:40 am Post subject:

-If you see a giant robot moving towards you, run past it. You away and you get splattered.

-Teenage punks make the best fighters this side of hell. On the other side lies aliens and demonic forces that can only be killed with giant balls...you know what I mean....not that you perverted otaku!

-Aside from giant robots, supernatural beings come in the forms of demons, angels, and little boys and girls that played with the wrong toys.

-Use magic sparringly, you might have a piece of life force sucked each time you don't.
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v-boi2002 · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:20 am Post subject:

- Nosebleeding can be caused by something else aside from violence. Like ecchiness.

- As StrongBad once said: "Real tiny when closed, ridiculously huge when open."

- Sometimes you can get hit with anything, whether it's a hadouken or a million knives. But in the end: you still manage to have your clothes on.

Itachi-kun · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:07 am Post subject:

Bowser · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:51 am Post subject:

-That its perfectly normal to see girls walking around with cat ears and tails.

-If you see somthing that is obviously scary or dangerous, walk towards it.

-That you have to go through not only emotional pain, but a lot of physacl pain too, just to give chocolats to the person you like on V-day of White day.

-That old men are worse than teenagers when it come to perviness.

Xristyan · Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject:

-anime hairs are indestructable

-that no matter how long or how often you transform the villains will give you that much time to do so and kick their butts...

-the reoccurence of a perfect girl walking by and actually taking interest in you is blown to ridiculous proportions in an anime...
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