pointless, but hey, im bored

sayoku · Last edited by sayoku on Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:47 am; edited 5 times in total

just to kill time...i found this somewhere.

Pick the month you were born on:

January--i danced with
February--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i licked
May-- i kicked
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--i kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbour
11-------an ipod
12-------my dog
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend tongue
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a thorn bush
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because im a ninja.
Pink--------Because im homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because im an ass
Gray--------Because im drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

so mine was: I danced with a Mexican because I'm sexy....wow made perfect sense Laughing

edit: well most of them wont make sense...but just to see if you can beat mine lol
edit 2: this is getting stupid...
edit 3: i forgot to put 'edit' for the first edit
edit 4: they spelt 'February' wrong...alright, i should stop editing...
edit 5: i cant help it, i keep on finding spelling mistakes, tonuge and neighbor?
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silvermirage · Yari Ashigaru Joined: Nov 20, 2004 Posts: 232

i smoked a football player Because the voices told me to

Well... that and I don't like football players Very Happy

Rya · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:13 am Post subject:

I loved your mom because I love her?!

leoxjm · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:10 am Post subject:

I loved a thorn bush because I'm sexy? That doesn't make any sense... Well, maybe other people will get something that does. At three entries Sayoku's remains the best one. It is kind of sad that even though I could change my t-shirt the odd beginning will still be there.
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Bowser · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:21 am Post subject:

Oookaaaay....alittle worried about this.....

I murdered my best friends boyfriend Because im sexy Shocked

Well...itsmore of a cream coloured shirt...but white is close enough...

xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:39 am Post subject:

hahahah

I murdered a spoon because the voices told me to
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Himitsu · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:58 am Post subject:

Awww, mine isn't so funny.

I smoked a stuffed animal because someone offered me 100,000 dollars.

Destiny81 · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

it bad for me........not so good looking as well

i loved a pickle because i'm drunk as hell Sad

see? i told ya not good for me, in fact i hate it!
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Fenix · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

I smoked a phone because I'm a ninja

wooh - do you get high on phones?

*EDIT* What do you think of my new avatar?? Cool

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spankit · A-Source Staff Joined: Jan 29, 2006 Posts: 4562

i loved a llama because im a ninja. Rolling Eyes

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sayoku · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:56 am Post subject:

CGY · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:13 am Post subject:

... So confused...

I danced with, and I'm used as a tool to eat?!

seefutbow · A-Source Staff Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 207

Ooo... mine made sense:

I licked a llama because I'm drunk as hell.

rag_gurl · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:

LoL, this is nice sayoku.
Mines was, I smoked a thorn bush because I'm a ninja. Lol, I don't even understand mines.

v-boi2002 · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: