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sayoku EviL DoLL

Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 8164 Location: la la land
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:26 am Post subject: |
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yes...it was all part of my evil conspiracy, to know when your birthdays are!
im a ninja today. _________________ "Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
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Bowser The Very Lonely Wolf

Joined: Mar 26, 2005 Posts: 8282 Location: stuck in tard tard land
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:43 am Post subject: |
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Today~
I murdered my best friends boyfriend because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars........
I can see myself doing that~  |
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brokensoul Conscript

Joined: Dec 26, 2005 Posts: 122 Location: in a really dark and damp place
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:49 am Post subject: |
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I murdered my cellphone coz' I'm sexy?!
it doesn't make any sense. |
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titus89 Punished by admin (points deducted)

Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 94 Location: Singapore
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:37 am Post subject: |
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lol...nice one. mine was 'i licked my science teacher because i love her.'
sounds strange man |
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brokensoul Conscript

Joined: Dec 26, 2005 Posts: 122 Location: in a really dark and damp place
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:14 am Post subject: |
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lol...nice one. mine was 'i licked my science teacher because i love her.'
sounds strange man |
lol sounds like a thing that a pervert would do |
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CloudBlade Ronin Samurai

Joined: Dec 17, 2004 Posts: 657 Location: In the rice paddies.... picking rice
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:58 am Post subject: |
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i ran over my girlfriend because i love her?
.... that's some sick emo shit right there lol _________________ Shepherd the lost sheep
Grant us respite against wolven fangs
And, bestow a crushing blow upon the devil
FINAL FANTASY FOR LIFE
I AM THE Ragnarok Online EXPERT |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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"I ran over a banana because the voices told me to"
It sounds like i've done it voluntarily O.o but the worse is that it's almost true... I stepped on a piece of onion at work and I slide, and i almost fell. But I didn't ran over it, I stepped on it... and it wasn't a banana, but an onion... and it wasn't the voices that told me to, it was an accident O.o ... |
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kmc Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 53 Location: in a galaxy far far away...or maybe in your backyard
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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i yelled at a pickle Because the voices told me to
it sounds as if i'm deranged or something...but i suppose that's true, coz my finals are coming up  |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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"I ran over a banana because I hate myself"
Is that some kind of weird suicide? O.o |
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Mehanai Gokenin Samurai

Joined: Jan 26, 2006 Posts: 1139 Location: Canada
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Here is mine: "I ran over a Mexican because the voices told me to."
The voices tell me a lot of things....but running over a Mexican. That's news to me....although me driving a car is something that people should avoid (>.<) |
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rag_gurl A-Source Moderator


Joined: Mar 13, 2005 Posts: 2792 Location: Californication
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Today mine is: I smoked a thorn bush because I'm sexy
hmmm...smoking isn't really good...but if it makes me sexy then...Why not? LoL, I would never smoke. |
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brokensoul Conscript

Joined: Dec 26, 2005 Posts: 122 Location: in a really dark and damp place
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:07 am Post subject: |
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| hey I'm a ninja today and I'm still killing my phone |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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i'm still running over a banana, cuz I love her... who's "her"?! it should be "him" in my case  |
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macerboy qu33r n00b

Joined: Sep 29, 2002 Posts: 392 Location: Canada
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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I yelled at a fork because that's how I roll. lol don't mess with me _________________ Urgo... living in Vancouver now go Calgary Flames! |
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Satsujin Yari Ashigaru

Joined: Aug 04, 2005 Posts: 209
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:57 am Post subject: |
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i choked on my cell phone because I'm sexy.
is choking cell phone really that sexy? |
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