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quosimos uncommoner

Joined: Aug 05, 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: Jack lives here
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:54 am Post subject: |
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| no. choking on phones is not a quality of sexiness but rather a symptom of it. it is fairly well documented that sexy people choke on their phones and sometimes on phones that they don't even own themselves. |
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v-boi2002 Leerooyy Jenkiiins!!!


Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 7548 Location: Beaverton, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
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Today:
The voices told me to do it. This absolutely proves my insanity.. _________________
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Kliedo Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Jun 05, 2005 Posts: 76
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Mine is
I ran over a llama because I'm an ass. Well, the guy down the road owns llamas... and if I got behind the wheel, it's a definate possibility for me to run one over... but I deny being an ass. |
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xenon10 Jikan Samurai

Joined: Oct 25, 2005 Posts: 933 Location: Cebu, Philippines
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:34 am Post subject: |
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hey, mine sounds cool.
"I ran over my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy."
hahahaha. i should warn my best friend if she plans to tie up things. hehehehe _________________ [IMG:120:38:2d3cd20621]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f214/xenon10/pwnage4os.gif[/img:2d3cd20621] |
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zaczac newbie!

Joined: Sep 06, 2005 Posts: 2
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:52 am Post subject: |
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i choked on a cd because i'm sexy???? i nvr knew sexiness can cause ppl to choke on cd's..  |
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koichi Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Jun 27, 2005 Posts: 52
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:35 am Post subject: |
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| how can u get sexy when u choke ur self???? |
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insipid newbie!

Joined: Sep 17, 2005 Posts: 41 Location: antarctica with penguins!
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:04 am Post subject: |
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"I Licked a Baseball bat because i'm a ninja!"
now that does not make any sense...
(rolls eyes and laughs ) trust Sayoku to start a thread like this... |
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eisenmeteor The Mirage of Deceit


Joined: Jun 03, 2005 Posts: 2932 Location: In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:10 am Post subject: |
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| I had lunch with my dog because I'm sexy. Yeah that's right I'm sexy and I'm exlusive only for my dog... now I just have to get a dog and take it to lunch and it'll all come true. |
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v-boi2002 Leerooyy Jenkiiins!!!


Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 7548 Location: Beaverton, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:33 am Post subject: |
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What if we're wearing two colors at once?
Since i'm wearing (mostly) blue with white, I suppose mine should be:
I sang to my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and the voices told me to. That or it could be because the sexy voices told me to.... _________________
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shonenjumpgirl Yari Ashigaru

Joined: Jan 26, 2006 Posts: 226
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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goddammit... mine is so gay... mine was
i love my girlfriend because im sexy
i am not a lesbian, i swear to god... |
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eisenmeteor The Mirage of Deceit


Joined: Jun 03, 2005 Posts: 2932 Location: In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:48 am Post subject: |
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I had lunch with my dog because im drunk as hell
Now that actually make some sense, let see what it'll be tomorrow. |
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cutter989 newbie!

Joined: Oct 09, 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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I yeld at my dog because the voices told me to.
Other then the fact I don't have a dog anymore, it fits my current psycological disposition. |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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"I ran over a banana because I hate myself for being an ass".... i guess that would be that, since i'm wearing green and purple today. And, purple-ish.
well, grammatically, it makes sense. Otherwise.... |
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dracula17 Bakufu

Joined: Dec 31, 2005 Posts: 2100
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:54 am Post subject: |
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| "I choked your mom because im sexy. |
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meganekko That Cute Mod Guy

Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 4452 Location: Hunting holiday spirits~
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 5:42 am Post subject: |
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Well, I ran over Chuck Norris because that's how I roll...
Now that's a pun!
Note: I just noticed... a lot of AS people wear white shirt...  _________________ EX-mod |
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