most memorable joke or saying......

bizzieD · newbie! Joined: Jul 07, 2006 Posts: 12

please post your unforgitable saying joke or sayings you read or watch from a manga Very Happy

4thNoun · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:03 am Post subject:

OK

One of my favorites is from Ninja Scroll the movie.

It's when Jubei runs into Tessai again.

Jubei tells him he knows the way to where he's going now, but Tessai grabs him and starts punching him saying, between each punch, "The Road to Hell...Is this Way!!"

It's really that whole scene, but that line just let you know how much trouble Jubei was in.
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leoxjm · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:50 pm Post subject:

Ninja Scroll The Movie?

bizzieD meant quotes from Manga, not Anime.

Anyway, although not much of a "saying" Pip Vernedead's "Shit Fuck" From Hellsing's vol 4 (I think) usually comes to mind when I'm in some sort of pinch. Can't think of any memorable jokes, though... Confused

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Xristyan · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:46 am Post subject:

i have no idea what the exact words are but i remember one funny moment in Hajime no Ippo manga...

where Takamura defeated that cocky dude for the light heavyweight i think... (see how crappy my descriptions are.. this is how long ago since i read that part)

well anyways.. when he won he was asked to give a speech.. and in all haughtiness takamura blurted out "I WILL GIVE YOU MY SEMEN" or something to that effect to all the girls... well yeah.. i know my description sucks so bad that it isn't funny but it was funny when I read it.. Very Happy

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Kimmie-chan · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:27 am Post subject:

the funniest i can think of at the moment is from yakitate japan, when the manager uses a cardboard cut out and 'pretends' to be meister kirisaki and kuroyan falls for it...i was rolling around on the floor for ages...im still chuckling while typing about it Laughing

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zaji · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:46 am Post subject:

SHISHIHAKOUTO from EYESHIELD21. It means to always put forth your best in doing something.

darse · Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:01 pm Post subject:

Your only as great as you beleive yourself to be.
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cutting · Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject:

I read this in something, but its the only translated part:

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Background:
(on the second page)

After spending quality time (i.e. a sexually charged telepathically induced hallucination) with the Gestalt Gurlz of the Psionic Plane, John Cameron was called out of the AAS and assigned to the Macho Women with Guns the MWWG. Discovering that male characters were quite wimpy in that MWWG, John considered using the unofficial Cross-Dressing rules, but found them to be much too humiliating and ridiculous. Also, they didn't give enough plusses.

So, weakened by his gender in a world he never made, John gallantly strode forth to face the Zombie Cheerleaders of Hell High. Naturally they could kick his ass any day of the week, twice on Sunday, and they did. And it hurt!

Thus it was that Zombie Lord and surfer dude Bthulhu descended on Hell High and ate the entire freshman class during an otherwise unremarkable pep rally. Bummer. Fortunately the Student Government was able to convince the Computer Club and the Robotics Club to stop their unholy www.cyber-Jyhad.com long enough to build a Terminatrix class cyborg assassin. Using the nation's entire supply of silicone and silicon within her awesome frame, the Top-Heavy Terminatrix soundly thrashed Bthulhu and rescued John Cameron.

It was love at first sight.

Sadly, it was a love that was not meant to be, for as the grateful John planted a wet one on Terminatrix's silvery lipstick, he was shocked and amazed to receive a 250,000 volt electrocution. The Terminatrix could only answer his romantic aspirations with an unfeeling "Unauthorized Sexual Conduct is not permitted." Still smouldering (literally!) with passion John was heard to reply "My Heart... my heart is stopping... (Ker-PLUNK!)"

Anyway, it was to be that Emergency Medical Technicians were summoned and John was subjected to that defibrillator thingy. After determining that neither the head nor groin were adequate for ressucitation via defibrillation, the EMT's finally zapped John a good one.

Upon returning from the tunnel of light, where Elvis was inexplicably missing, John got aonymous call. It seemed that the hand puppet artiste formerly known as Y'golonac (aka The Bloated One) was AWOL.

Thus begins our Epic Saga...

x1kdlilboix · newbie! Joined: Sep 17, 2006 Posts: 13

ya seriously after takamura becomes the world champ and says that "i'll give japan my semen" shit that was hilarious

Spender · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject:

Any short joke from Fullmetal Alchemist, especially the more creative ones. I love Ed's reaction to them Razz

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I especially like in the anime, on the Vol. 8 DVD, the extra preview Easter Egg for one of the episodes features Winry singing a parody of "To the Other Side of the Door" dedicated entirely to making fun of Ed's height.
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pixel-chan · newbie! Joined: Sep 19, 2006 Posts: 23

Chobits

The part when Chii deciedes(sp) to get a job so she can give Hideki money. She picks up Hideki's magazine(porno of course) and says "Can Chii do this job?" pionting at the help wanted ad for models, and Hideki gets a surge...

I loved that part, It's ecched in my head.

du5k · A-Source Staff Joined: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 6357

Well, one of those I've remembered, from Shaman King
When Yoh was in hell fighting his ancestor from 500 years ago, he ask Yoh "So you've left behind your roots before coming here?" Yoh turn completely red, and this probably shows that Yoh and Anna probably did "something" the night before Yoh left for the Shaman fight, when Anna asked Yoh if she can sleep beside him.

Kimmie-chan · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:45 am Post subject:

I jsut recenly reminicensed about one Very Happy

In Senkaiden Houshing Engi, during a fight between Taikoubou-tachi and the 4 loyal gaurdians (???) of Bunchuu and Taikoubou and them were barricade in by a 'water' dome...he gets attached to the sticky substance at the top and then dangles down to talk to Tenka...and then on a side note Tenka mentions 'there's a spider next to suusu' ...its not funny me explaining, but when you read, you just can't stop laughing the expressions they make are priceless
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redragon3883 · Yari Ashigaru Joined: Jan 12, 2006 Posts: 254

"mada mada dane" from prince of tennis (sat by ryoma)
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It is a cool saying (no meaning however I think)

TeH · Conscript Joined: May 16, 2005 Posts: 199

my favroite quote from manga or anime of all time comes from Taishi in the series comic party. He's prolly one of my favorite characters in general, but specifically is his

MYYYYYYYY BRRROOTTHHHHERR!!!!!!!!

exclaimation he always meets Kazuki with. prolly the only thing from anime that i actually say in real life.
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