What is the creaziest thing a teacher ever did to you?

tenunda · Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:45 pm Post subject:

My geometry class in highschool was taught by this really senile old woman.

The school board couldn't force her to retire for whatever reason, so she was allowed to stay and "teach" even though no one was able to understand her methods. Seriously, she often confused herself along with everyone else. *Everyone* in all of her classes (no exaggeration) were failing, so the school eventually provided her with a "teacher's aid" (in real life, this is normally a student teacher fulfilling field hour requirements for the purpose of certification, but in this case it was an already certified teacher pretending to be a student teacher).

This old teacher was very set in her ways and old-fashioned and mean as hell. There was this cheerleader doll that she kept on her desk, and it sat in a miniature school desk of its own. No one really knew the story behind the doll but she was really attached to it, so no one ever messed with it.

Anyway one day the doll mysteriously disappeared, and the teach was so upset that she wouldn't allow my class to leave for our next class. She'd called the security guards and had them search all of our bags, and it wasn't until the very last one did someone finally notice that the doll was under her desk. Apparently she had bumped her desk earlier and hadn't noticed the doll fall.

The following year, I heard that she'd attempted to get some student suspended from school because she'd found his dreds "too distracting". She'd wanted him to get a "proper" haircut before being able to return to school. Her attempt had failed, but it's the thought that counts.

killeraargh · tohoshinki fangirl Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 4317

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No teacher's done anything to me....guess I'm not special enough...xD

DarkAlliance · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Jun 04, 2005 Posts: 82

This crazy teacher of mine picked up this chair and threw it at me because I wasn't peying attemtion. Almost hit me, but i dodge

silverkitsune · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject:

Back when I was in elementary school, it was normal for teachers to give kids punishments and hit us with ruler... (not in Canada). So I won't list any physical abuses here.

There were several times when teacher broke down in tears in class.

One time in grade 6 after a field trip where kids were misbehaving, I'm telling ya, these (young) female teachers in elementary schools get way too emo about smallest things.

In Junior high, another young female teacher broke down and cried in class, not sure about exact details but it was something to do with an affair she was having with another teacher... talk about a drama queen... actually she was mentally unstable, she had to get a psychiatric help later I heard.

quosimos · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject:

The strangest thing I ever heard a teacher say was "you look like a sex goddess" to a girl who had bleached her hair white and dressed in 70s or 80s kinda clothing. I'm sure it was quite harmless, I think the comment was inspired by her retro look, but it completely stunned the class and then we couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. My tutor realised he had said the wrong thing and apologised to the girl who, of course, was incredibly embarrassed.

The craziest thing a teacher ever did to me was drive me and a friend to the train station. My art teacher was a horrible driver and we were not doing ourselves any favours by distracting her with conversation.

Happy_Dojo · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:17 am Post subject:

this didn't happen to me but to a friend of mine whom i was sitting next to in class and my substitute japanese teacher for the week started yelling at my friend for not being able to make an origami paper crane, then finished it off with stating "if you can't do origami you never going to succeed in life". true story it was weird
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quosimos · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:08 am Post subject:

Oh I forgot to mention my English teacher Mr ******. He was a strange one alright. He said things like "gay men read bodybuilding magazines. I read bodybuilding magazines", seriously. And he once advised us of the dangers of "sleeping with a pussy on your face". He also bizarrely claimed to have run the City to Surf (a 14km run from Sydney city to Bondi Beach) in 50 minutes despite being short, stout and overweight. The record is a bit above 40 minutes I believe. I managed something like 75 minutes in year 10 or 11 when I entered it with friends.

One of my friends created the equally bizarre "****** Files". he spent a few classes transcribing everything that Mr ****** said. I think he actually developed it into a very primitive graphic novel, such was the quality of the material Razz

My art teacher worked with him on some extracuricular projects and claimed he is actually quite intelligent but misunderstood.

NeL · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:39 am Post subject:

making me court a girl with no reason, the girl is not from our school, but she's cute..... but because i'm a jerk, nothing happened.

Kenjo · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:35 pm Post subject:

it was in my highschool days when my friends and i were play football/soccer and it was right beside the science lab which have a lot windows and where we not suppose to play there but location wise is a nice place to kick around and we broke one of the window. Luck wasn't on ourside as one of the PE teacher spotted us and he kinda lecture us at first.

Teacher: You people know the rules n blah blah........................
friend: We are good at football but one of us juz have an off day

Well we would have been given a light lecturing or punishment but because of one of my friend, he screwed all of us.

Teacher: So you guys are professional huh so you *point at us one by one* Beckham, Ronaldo, Del Piero, Owen, Shevchenko, Batistuta(me) n (two more whom i forgotten the name).
Us: o.o
Teacher: Give me 10 laps around the field
Us: O.O x10

Yeah so we ran 10 laps and all of us had leg cramps for aweek but the funniest thing is that the teacher would call us Beckham, Ronaldo..... and not by our real name. haha juz a fun old memory that i juz couldn't forget.

theone06 · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:54 am Post subject:

for me I actually got suspended for 1 day for moving out of my class line in assemble (just try staying one place when some on cuts the cheese in a small chapel crammed with over 1000 ppl)
But the craziest thing I've seen a teacher do is rub cow's itch (a plant that as the name suggests is similar to poison ivy) on this kids arm then rubbing it in with his loafers as punishment for rubbing said poison ivy on a teacher's bald head Very Happy

(just in case you were wondering, the teacher still has his job and the kid became a head student five years later)

TheLoneBrit101 · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject:

When I was in primary, it was commonplace to get either books or chairs thrown at you, and this was only 10 years ago. But an interestig one was my physics teacher who would randomly state in the middle of class "Sexy Sheep in Suspenders" and "They're watching us - don't eat sushi!" Good times. He was the best source of entertainment for miles around. Very Happy

silverkitsune · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject:

pensaver · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Sep 23, 2005 Posts: 50

My econ teacher made us all run outside after someone took her only hallpass. I thought she was pretty crazy for making us do that for something so trivial.

LuNa_BLaNCa · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:22 am Post subject:

craziest thing....hmmm...
the only one i can think of right now would be my middle school english teacher..he got me suspended from school for a day all cause he thought i was the 'leader' of the whole prank --; (he found frog legs on his roll book, a dead bird in a hot cheeto bag under his foot, there was pepper on his drink, and he had sat on the gum someone had put in his chair..i laugh now cause his face was priceless XD )

all i did was walk in and he just said "ur expelled u stupid brat!"

--;;;.........i didn't even know what was going on but they didn't believe me =P
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MiME · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:12 pm Post subject:

i have weird stories about teachers alright...but im from the end of the world (literally, go to the map, find that spot where the world ends, look for a city, any city, the only damn city in the whole place, thats where i am) so i guess its natural for us to be weirder

First of all, me and a bunch of friends used to party with these two teachers who were younger than the rest (one was our literature teach, and the other was our english teach), him (the lit one) was 26 and her (the english teach) was 25 (it was her first year at school) we were on our third senior year(i was 16 at the time though most of my classmates were 17, i was the exception).

well, apart from partying, wich i find weird enough; our lit teacher taught us to smoke pot. i know its crazy, and illegal, and crazy. but he did.

and i always, and i mean ALWAYS flirted with my english teacher (it was my best subject too). she even flirted me back. we eventually fooled around for a bit, starting on the school trip. eventually it ended mainly because it was crazy. and illegal. and crazy. and illegal again. she could have gotten sacked.

we're still in contact, obviously. both got married and we got invited to both weddings. i have both on msn too, and we see each other everytime im over there (im not living there anymore, but my family does, so im still over there a lot)

we were pals with the teachers, how cool (and weird) is that?

those are the craziest stories i have, i know theyre both DAMN HARD to buy, but theyre real, honest!

some other crazy (but not that crazy) stories:

a girl at school got hit by a bible. coming from our religion teach. he just grabbed it and hit her with it. he hit her with a BIBLE. how crazy is that?

the same teacher (in the same day, at the same class) broke the handle (u kno, the stick) of a broom against the table in an effort to make us quiet.

our really really fat spanish teacher was able to stand in his hands and do not one but TWO push ups in that stance. amazing.

i may remember a few more. ill tell you about them then (i know i have more. crazy years those at school)

EDIT: i remember! i remember! the inspector at school did magic tricks the whole time. i know it sounds lame but he always was doing magic tricks here and there. like, he would come to you and take a note out of your ear or somthing. or he would have a chalk in his hand when about to write a detention and suddenly it would be a pen. it was really funny since he would do it out of nowhere and in the most weird of situations.
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