Anyone got any good jokes?

Hannafu-Chan · Guest

Konnichiwa!
If anyone has any good jokes can they please post them here?
They dont even have to be anime or manga related, they just have to be funny and clean!
This might really cheer up anyone in need of a good smile! Very Happy

Loveless · Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:00 pm Post subject:

I buy Creamsicles sometimes and they have cheesy jokes on em

What's the richest kind of air?
a millionaire!111!
When is a fin not a fin?
A Dol[phin]

Hannafu-Chan · Guest

Thanks! Much obliged!
The first one was really funny!
Anyone else got any jokes?

Loveless · Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:20 pm Post subject:

Proudly Presenting Another Creamsicle Comedy

What kind of guitars do whales play?
Eel-Lectric Guitars

Hannafu-Chan · Guest

That one was so awful it was nearly funny! Laughing

Creamsicles eh? We get things like that her, except the jokes are probably worse!

Take this one for an example-

How do you know if a yeti has been in your fridge?

There's pawprints in the butter!

See, not funny, not even remotely funny!
At least your jokes are good for a smile or two Very Happy

Loveless · Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:27 pm Post subject:

I don't get it lol

Hannafu-Chan · Guest

Nope, neither do I! Thats what makes it so awful!

Keitarou · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:00 am Post subject:

What's worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 20 trees

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ephbuck · Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:30 am Post subject:

OMFG!!! thats so bad and hilarios at the same time... sick... but cant help it..

Hannafu-Chan · Guest

ewww! Gross! Funny, but very gross!

TheDeceiver · Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:33 pm Post subject:

not perverted or anything... but in realtion with Keitarou Very Happy

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

The dog plays with it more.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

More jokes like this at : http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm

And if you REALLY wanna get a good LAUGH go to : maddox.xmission.com
Each time I read what this guys writes about... my stomach hurts so much and im out of breath after laughing so hard and long! I literally read the stuff he wrote for 2hrs staright once... I was gasping for beath later lol :p***Recommendation*** Look at kids art xD xD

celas · Conscript Joined: Nov 13, 2004 Posts: 179 Location: AZIA

heres one!!!!!

What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft
and wet when it comes out?

answer.....bubblegum Wink

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this one is a lill long

WHAT IS MY FIRST TIME??

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever

At milking a cow.....
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idjota · Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:22 pm Post subject:

nice poem

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celas · Conscript Joined: Nov 13, 2004 Posts: 179 Location: AZIA

sadly its not my own composition! Smile

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Hannafu-Chan · Guest

Lol!

Funny! Thanks for your participation guys!