Anyone got any good jokes?

ladyarakune · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:33 pm Post subject:

lol, thats so bad!

this ones okay, its an animal joke
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some of the shit that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."

"Well, what if there ain't no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."
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1ce · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, I get that joke. Heres a quick one.
Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

ladyarakune · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:48 pm Post subject:

LOL
omigod...
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1ce · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject:

Haha, this you'll find funnier.
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One day three guys were out walking, and they found a lamp. So, they rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He says "I'll grant you each one wish." These guys weren't so bright, so they all wanted to be smarter. The first guy says "I wish I was 10 times smarter." The genie says "POOF! You're 10 times smarter." The second guy says "I wish to to be 100 times smarter." and the genie says "POOF! You're 100 times smarter." The last guy says "I wish to be 1000 times smarter" And the genie says "POOF!! You're a woman!!"

ladyarakune · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:27 pm Post subject:

lol, i like that one alot.
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1ce · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject:

Heres a joke:
What is the thinnest book in the world?
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xopa · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:25 am Post subject:

huh?
is the answer to ur joke ---?
cause i dun get it xD

well here's one anyway:
Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
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IHateLois · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject:

down south joke for yall:

Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?

A: When the man says, "Brace yourself, Linda Lou"

LMAO
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Layla · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:35 pm Post subject:

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What is a witch's fav subject in school? Laughing

Spelling.

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Why does a graveyard have a fence around it? Laughing

because everyone is dying to get in.
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There is 4 lions chasing aftor 1 girl.What time is it? Laughing

4 aftor 1.
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Layla · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:46 pm Post subject:

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How does a tree say geometry? Laughing

gee im a tree.

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palladin · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Aug 29, 2005 Posts: 50

haha good jokes ...just snoop by for soem laugh

1ce · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:56 pm Post subject:

ladyarakune · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:08 am Post subject:

well, unless youre "the man"
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1ce · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:29 am Post subject:

Not even "The Man" knows a lot about woman...
Unless you want to tell me something Cool

Haha, i'm just being modest.