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TheLoneBrit101
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject: Jokes so bad they'll make your head explode!! Reply with quote

Decided to revitalise this thread because if I don't get rid of this "joke" out of my system my head will quite rightly, explode!! Shocked Razz

Here's an example of a bad joke:

Where is the only place that you can park outside a hotel and immediately go bankrupt?

Duh! A monopoly board

Smile Bring it on! Razz


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

worst jokes???

just make them corny i guess... ;D

we have that way back in highschool, we call it the joke forum a bunch of guys would sit around and top each other with a cornier joke... a standard response should be a united clap and everyone yelling.. AHHHHH!!!

for example...

what country is not found on any world map...

WHAT!?

duh, MARLBORO COUNTRY!!!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (clap clap clap)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a boy wore two shorts why???

cuz he has two PE calass .....


HA///HA


I HATE that jok e
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey little kids, wanna see my little wii?

It was funny until a few unknown people said that to me -_-
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Angel_Armz wrote:
Hey little kids, wanna see my little wii?

It was funny until a few unknown people said that to me -_-


-lmao- XD
this happened this morning while we were studying for a final
Me: What is assault?

Him: uh a spice? thats is put in food. most of the time with pepper


-_-; idiot
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luna
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this happened this morning while we were studying for a final
Me: What is assault?

Him: uh a spice? thats is put in food. most of the time with pepper


He simply just misheard you! Razz



Another one from me:

YOUR MOM! (This word is optional) OH!

I'm tire of hearing that.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what continent likes to tie people up...

WHAT!!??

duh, EUROPE!!

TUTUB-PSSS!! (imitating a drum sequence)

WAAAAHHHH!!!!! (clap clap clap)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xristyan wrote:
what continent likes to tie people up...

WHAT!!??

duh, EUROPE!!

-________________________________________-;

my turn...

"A man walks into a bar...

he said that it really hurt"
yeah, I had to spoilerize it for the moment of high anticipation... and then for the quick drop to the floor when you realize how lame it is. It's still one of my dad's favoritest jokes of all time.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any joke that uses a pun and any your mom jokes are lame.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pensaver wrote:
Any joke that uses a pun and any your mom jokes are lame.


I agree Rolling Eyes

but now, i guess everyone switched from saying "ur mom" to "ur face!" o-o;
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name THREE steps to put a ELEPHANT into a fridge!
1. Open the fridge door
2. Put the elephant into the fridge
3. Close the fridge door

Name FOUR steps to put GIRAFFE into a fridge!
1. Open the fridge door
2. Take out the elephant
3. Put the giraffe into the fridge
4. Close the fridge door

The King of the forest call upon all animals to a meeting. Which animal is absent?
The Giraffe... cuz he's trapped in the goddam fridge
Tarzan is trying to cross a crocodile infested river. How did he manage to swim across without getting maimed... why?
Guess?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

Quote:
Because it was dead.


Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

Quote:
It was dead too.


Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

Quote:
Peer pressure.


Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

Quote:
It thought it was a Koala.


Why did Little Timmy fall off his trike?

Quote:
Someone threw a fridge at him.


^__^;

Actually, that's quite funny the first time you heard it...because it's so goddam random...xD
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

a penguin rolling down a hill
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why did the chicken cross the road?


to get to the other side
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one...

In a big library..

Borrower: Ma'am, where can I find the book titled, "The Lasallian Genius"?

Lasallian - refers to Alumnus/Alumna of De La Salle University in the Philippines..

Librarian: In the FICTION Section, 2 shelves from your left...
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