Jokes so bad they'll make your head explode!!

Long_Gun · Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

What do you call cheese thats not yours?

NACHO CHEESE

(Blank stares)
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Satsujin · Yari Ashigaru Joined: Aug 04, 2005 Posts: 209

why did the kamikaze pilot wear a helmet?

because it was required in the safety regulation....

Xristyan · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:14 am Post subject:

why does your pet turkey have a name tag with the words ball point on it?

Thats his PEN name...
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Redmoon96 · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject:

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the humans do it.
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Kimmie-chan · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:52 am Post subject:

Haha this one reminds me of one, one of the customer's asked me at work waaaaaaaaay back in the in day.

How many McDonald's managers does it take to change a light bulb?

None... they get crew to do it. Laughing

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TheLoneBrit101 · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject:

What do you get when you call 666 on the phone?

An upside down policeman¬oh dear Rolling Eyes

Note: oh yeah 999 is the number to dial for the emergency services here in the UK.
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du5k · A-Source Staff Joined: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 6357

Who reaches the post office first - The indian or the bangla?
The Bangla... cuz Bangla dash (Bangladesh)

TrueAncestor · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject:

What does Snoop Dog use to do his laundry?

Ble-atch! (Bee-atch? Get it? HAHAHA? No?)
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Bowser · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:

How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus?

You Poke-M-On...

Get it?
Bwahahaha
*shoots self in head*

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

QN : What creature has 7 arms, 9 legs, 3 heads, 11 mouths and 908 eyes ???

ANS : a 7-armed, 9-legged, 3-headed, 11-mouthed and 908-eyed MONSTER !

du5k · A-Source Staff Joined: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 6357

A man went in a pub and sat beside Steven Spielberg and ordered a drink when Spielberg slapped him.

Nondescript man: Why you slap me for?
Spielberg: You killed my friends in the Vietnamese war.
Man: But I'm Chinese!
Spielberg: Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese, all the same.

The man slap him back.

Spielberg: Why you slap me for?
Man: My ancestor was on Titanic when you sank it.
Spielberg: But I'm not an iceberg!
Man: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, all the same.

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

Science Joke [Chemistry ]

QN : What weapon can be made from Potassium , Nickel and Iron ?

ANS : KNiFe

moonie05 · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject:

Here's some of the Naruto jokes my upperclassmen told me:

Your mama is so fat that Naruto said, "I CAN'T believe it"

Lame -__-'

and here's this one:

Your mama is so fat that Neji CAN'T SEE THROUGH her.

Doomsought · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject:

on the topic of your mama jokes:
your mama so stupid she had you.
and also:
your mama so fat when you were born she thought she was just constipated.
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kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

To add on :
so fat, when she jumped for joy----SHE GOT STUCK !!!
so fat, when she walk past the television----the show's OVER !!!
so fat, when she stand onto the weighing scale----Hey! what's my telephone number doing there !