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trueline
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ahem heres mine:
teacher:name any insects?
student:ant
teacher:name another one?!
student:another ant.
hehehehhehe funny ne?! ^_^
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NeL
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Location: inside a cruel place called REALITY
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:30 am Post subject: |
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there are 10 goats, one jumps, how many are left?
10, because that one just jumps......
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du5k
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WAIT! we're suppose to post the worst jokes ever! If fact this actually makes me laugh...
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Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
a penguin rolling down a hill
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But not to the "chicken cross the road" pls...
Killer> you might want to spoiler it instead of quote it...
Haiz.. I dun want to post a good joke here, yet I'm afraid criticism of being lame if i put it in a thread for good jokes... |
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TheLoneBrit101
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Joined: Nov 27, 2006
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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I loved that koala joke from killeraargh.  Good stuff!
I have another fabulous one here:
Why did they close Disneyland?
A six-foot mouse was found walking around!!
Ah, it just keeps getting better and better  |
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Xristyan
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Joined: May 09, 2005
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Location: At the Left Coast of The Maple Leaf
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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your jokes are actually funny.. which means they don't fit in this thread...
you guys can do better with the corny jokes come on....
lemme just sing now...
FROSTY THE SNOW MAN...
melted
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RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER...
has a cold
... yyyyeah....
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TheLoneBrit101
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This one could be funny or really REALLY bad - depending on your sense of humour:
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
Fine.' So that was nice of them."
Hahaha. The worse they are, the more I laugh! |
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killeraargh
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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du5k > nono, I like the quote..^__^
and I have a racist one...
sooo spoiler it!
What's Black and Yellow and makes you laugh?
A Bus full of (black people) going off a cliff.
Q: You know what's a shame? There were Three empty seats!
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shonenjumpgirl
Yari Ashigaru
Joined: Jan 26, 2006
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why did the chicken cross the road?
.................................................................i think everyone knows the answer.............................................................. |
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spankit
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AHAHAH I LOVE KUO'S!
THOSE ARE MY KINDA JOKES!
anywhoo...
he took em all.
same with the elephants...
OH
why did the bunny not hang out with the zebra?
because mommy bunny said people with tattoos
were bad people
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killeraargh
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Then you'll LOVE this one~
^__^
Who has rings around his eyes, flaming red hair and wears a trenchcoat? OMFG, it's a child molester! No, it's just Ronald Macdonald.
>.>
and more racist jokes!
What do a black person and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from trees!
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Xristyan
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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oh snap killer.. man you gonna get in trouble if ever..
hmmm
what is the difference between a mailbox and an elephant??
if you can't figure that out remind me not to let you mail my letters...
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killeraargh
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lol, yeah~
^__^
And more!
What's worse than a pile of shit under your leg?
A baby nailed to a tree.
What's wose than a baby nailed to a tree?
Two babies nailed to a tree!
What worse than two babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to two trees!
>.>
I can go for a longlong time.... |
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Xristyan
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killer>> interesting indeed.. 
What do you get when a cat drinks lemon juice?
a sourpuss
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killeraargh
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How do you find the population of Mexico City?
Roll a penny down the street!
How do you find the richest person in Mexico City?
Ask who found the penny.
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Cherry-Kun
Kami-Sama no Senshi & A-Source DJ
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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im sorry, but i find highly offensive racist jokes 
but heres a nice joke:
What happened to the cookie boy when he was doing abbs???
he cracked
xD
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