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killeraargh
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Aww, I'm sorry~
Anyways..
Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts! BWAHahaha....
I have no clue why I know so many crappy jokes... |
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du5k
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Get your sick minds ready for this:
Three man have to are shipwrecked upon a no-man land. They can swim back to the nearest island, but they lost all their clothes and the sea between the island is infested with Eat-Dick-Shark. They only have half a coconut husk to cover ONE dick. How do they all go back to the island ASAP?
Under 18 DO NOT CLICK
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xenocrisis0153
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Tarzan is trying to cross a crocodile infested river. How did he manage to swim across without getting maimed... why?
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the crocodiles were at the meeting with the rest of the animals
I heard all those jokes in a book my Economics teacher had. It was called something like "101 Elephant Jokes" and they were all totally lame... but we loved them. Every Friday, if we had been good for the whole week, he'd read us a couple.
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Happy_Dojo
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why did the chicken jump off the bridge?
because he was sick and tired of crossing the road
yeah i know it's crap found it in a kids joke book
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Kimmie-chan
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| du5k wrote: |
Get your sick minds ready for this:
Three man have to are shipwrecked upon a no-man land. They can swim back to the nearest island, but they lost all their clothes and the sea between the island is infested with Eat-Dick-Shark. They only have half a coconut husk to cover ONE dick. How do they all go back to the island ASAP?
Under 18 DO NOT CLICK
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Oh my~ my dad told me one similar to that when I was 7 lol, of course i didnt really get it back then XD
What about Knock knock jokes? ...usually quite crappy
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Awww don't start crying it's only me...
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du5k
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A: I'm worried. MY wife is shopping downtown and it's raining heavily.
B: Dun worry, she'll probably take shelter at some shopping centre.
A: That's what I'm worried about. |
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killeraargh
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What do you get when you cross a parrot, a Ferrari and a Rottweiler?
A Flying Carpet! HAHAH..>.>
You said you wanted bad jokes...
How do you maim a circus?
Go for the juggler.
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du5k
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Dun get me wrong, I've got plenty of black friends, and this joke is told by my black friend himself
If you dun know what a Bangla is, substitude for "Negro"
One Local, One French, One Mexican and One Bangla sits in a compartment in the train.
The french took out a bottle of wine, took a sip and threw it out of the window.
Local: You crazy?
French: We got too much goddam wine in the country.
The Mexican stare at him, took out a cigar, took a puff and threw it out of the window.
Local: You crazy?
Mexican: We got too much goddam cigars in the country.
The Local stare at them
And threw the Bangla out of the window
Guess what he said |
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TheLoneBrit101
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Kimmie-chan wrote: |
| du5k wrote: |
Get your sick minds ready for this:
Three man have to are shipwrecked upon a no-man land. They can swim back to the nearest island, but they lost all their clothes and the sea between the island is infested with Eat-Dick-Shark. They only have half a coconut husk to cover ONE dick. How do they all go back to the island ASAP?
Under 18 DO NOT CLICK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/mewjw/ans.jpg |
Oh my~ my dad told me one similar to that when I was 7 lol, of course i didnt really get it back then XD
What about Knock knock jokes? ...usually quite crappy
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Awww don't start crying it's only me... |
You must have had one hell of a traumatic childhood then with a dad like that. |
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xenocrisis0153
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| TheLoneBrit101 wrote: |
| Kimmie-chan wrote: |
Oh my~ my dad told me one similar to that when I was 7 lol, of course i didnt really get it back then XD
What about Knock knock jokes? ...usually quite crappy
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Awww don't start crying it's only me... |
You must have had one hell of a traumatic childhood then with a dad like that. |
I'd rather get that than what my grandparents emailed me this afternoon... a jpg of a reindeer with the body of a pickle.... a dill-doe
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Atashi
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| Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:28 am Post subject: |
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| xenocrisis0153 wrote: |
| TheLoneBrit101 wrote: |
| Kimmie-chan wrote: |
Oh my~ my dad told me one similar to that when I was 7 lol, of course i didnt really get it back then XD
What about Knock knock jokes? ...usually quite crappy
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Awww don't start crying it's only me... |
You must have had one hell of a traumatic childhood then with a dad like that. |
I'd rather get that than what my grandparents emailed me this afternoon... a jpg of a reindeer with the body of a pickle.... a dill-doe
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I just forgotten my bad joke....dang...
Du5k, saw that one coming. lol. Silly coconut. 
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TheLoneBrit101
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Atashi's suprised? I'll never be the same again. I mean seriously, picture of a dildo from ur grandparents
I have another joke here:
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays". |
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Angel_Armz
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A long running joke I have, but not really the worst.
*Before Surgery*
Patient: So what qualification do you have as a doctor?
Doctor: Oh, my friends says I'm good at Trauma Center. Don't worry, I'll put the reset button right here.
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du5k
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:09 am Post subject: |
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| Atashi> Lol... I guess you are pretty sick as well XDXDXDXDXDXD |
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Kimmie-chan
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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| TheLoneBrit101 wrote: |
You must have had one hell of a traumatic childhood then with a dad like that. |
Lol my childhood wasn't that traumatizing...and my dad well let's just leave it at that. [/b]
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