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This is a joke that goes against any particular race, I've randomly picked the one to use and I've picked american, so americans out there, Pls dun kill me
A fairy godmother, a dinosaur, a yeti, a clever american and a stupid american was running a race. Who will win?
The stupid american... Because the rest doesn't exist
Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 1207 Location: look over to you left.... boo
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:
Du5k>>>>> sure you are everyone is
why did the chicken cross the street
to get to the other side
_________________ "what does freedom taste like?? it taste like 100 percent bald eagle"
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"even a broken clock is right twice a day"
"for f
What is something I have two of and a cow have four of?
Legs
What is in your pants that I do not have?
Pockets
What is something that starts with a C, ends with a T, is oval, hairy, delicious and contains a thinnish white liquid inside?
Coconut
What goes in Pink and Hard and comes out Soft and Sticky?
Bubblegum
Whats does a man do standing up, a women does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Shaking Hands
What do you stick your poles into, tie down to get it up, and get wet before you do?
Tent
What do you put your finger into, fiddle with it when you're bored, and the best man always had it first?
Ring
What come in different sizes, drips when it is not well, and feels good when you blow it?
Nose
What has a stiff shaft, comes with quiver and a tip that penetrates?
Arrow
Which term starts with F and end with K which involves a lot of heat and excitement?
Fire Truck
Joined: Dec 17, 2004 Posts: 657 Location: In the rice paddies.... picking rice
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:12 pm Post subject:
my first post in over 3 months!, but i got one.
7 guys and one girl were shipwrecked on a deserted island. the girls says "if we're gonna survive and make a family here, you will all have to take turns" so they did. it was going great for a while, but then the girl got sick and died. all teh guys looked at each other and decided to try and make the best of things, even sex.
the first month wasn't too bad.
the second month was worse
the third month was terrible
the fourth month was absolutely awful.
by the fifth month it got to be unbearable, so they buried the girl. _________________ Shepherd the lost sheep
Grant us respite against wolven fangs
And, bestow a crushing blow upon the devil
FINAL FANTASY FOR LIFE
I AM THE Ragnarok Online EXPERT
Joined: Dec 17, 2004 Posts: 657 Location: In the rice paddies.... picking rice
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject:
good stuff!
lets go to a bar
A man with a monkey walks into a bar. he sits down and orders a martini with an olive. the monkey starts eating everything in sight; drinking beers, and eating the nuts,. even the olive in the martini. The bartender goes, hey that monkey's pretty hungry!
the man says, that's nothing, he'll eat anything! so he gives the monkey a plastic bag and the monkey eats it. the bartender gives the monkey a cue ball from a pool table. the monkey looks at it, and then swallows it whole
the next day, the same man with the monkey walks into the bar; orders the same martini. the monkey is still eating everything; but before he does, the monkey sticks it up its butt!!
the bartender goes, hey that monkey's eating everything after sticking it up its butt! what the heck?!?!
the man goes, well after the cue ball, it measures everything first!! _________________ Shepherd the lost sheep
Grant us respite against wolven fangs
And, bestow a crushing blow upon the devil
FINAL FANTASY FOR LIFE
I AM THE Ragnarok Online EXPERT
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