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totoro123
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 Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: --Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew-- |
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like the title says
32 rules guys wish girls knew about
-If you think you're fat, you probably are.
-Learn to work the toilet seat; you're a big girl now, if it's up, put it down.
-Don't cut your hair. Ever!
-If you ask a question you don't want to answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
-Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it; it's genetic.
-Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
-Get rid of your cat.
-Sunday is for Sports.
-Anything you wear is fine.
-You have enough clothes.
-You have way too many shoes.
-Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
-Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work either! Nor do obvious hints! Just say it!
-Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
-Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
-"Yes" and "No" are perfectly good answers for questions...Unless we're asking them.
-A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a damn doctor.
-Check your own damn oil.
-Don't give us 50 rules when 10 will do.
-It is neither in your best interest nor mine to take the quiz together.
-Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
-Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
-Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
-Consider the super bowl a mini-vacation for you. We need it; so do you.
-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriend are for.
-You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how do do it, just do it yourself.
-Say whatever you have to say during commercials.
-ALL (striaght) men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.
-If it itches, it will be scratched.
-We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
-If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. Especially if the game is on. |
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Doomsought
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ultimasome
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: Re: --Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew-- |
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Ah very important information for me to know ^^
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| -If you think you're fat, you probably are. |
thank God im not fat ^^;
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| -Don't cut your hair. Ever! |
I never did ^^
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| -Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it; it's genetic. |
gotta keep this in mind.
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| -Get rid of your cat. |
hope ya mean cat not an idioms nor proverb
but why? cats are so kawaii~
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| -Anything you wear is fine. |
its like saying "yeah whatever"
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| -You have enough clothes. |
no matter how clothes i have i dont see its enough ^^;
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| -You have way too many shoes. |
well each one my eyes see i must buy it
difficult problem...
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| -Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. |
blackmail? i dont think so
its how we express our love and pain
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| -Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. |
that's what i always do hehehe
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| -If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. Especially if the game is on. |
now i see why...even so i'll always say "nothing" ^^
nice topics ya have totoro ^^
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hope ya mean cat not an idioms nor proverb
but why? cats are so kawaii~ |
well, its bcoz:
-so u will not hv the same odour as ur cat.....
-so there will be no cat fur stuck to ur clothes/hair/hand/ during ur date..
i guess....
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WOW that is an incredibly shallow and stereotyped list...
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| -Don't cut your hair. Ever! |
I happen to like girls with shorter hair... doesnt get in the way of other stuff >_>
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| -Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. |
LOL i dont think i have ever thought about those things... i think about anime/games/alchohal lately/ and girls for the most part.
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| -Get rid of your cat. -Sunday is for Sports. |
I love cats and dont watch sports... so dont do these, plus i dont think that people should have to change their lives so much... its more of a give and take, compromise sort of thing in my eyes... well i dont see a reason to finish reading this list it was pretty funny though thanks for posting this thread.
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ultimasome
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| genryou wrote: |
| -so there will be no cat fur stuck to ur clothes/hair/hand/ during ur date.. |
tell me something
since when men was caring about appearance?
they now care how clean women should be?
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| I love cats and dont watch sports... so dont do these |
ah so not every man hate cats
glad to see someone love them as i do ^^
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| -Don't cut your hair. Ever! |
Not all guys like long hair... for example... *points to self*
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| -Get rid of your cat. |
I eat cats for breakfast.
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| -Sunday is for Sports. |
Sunday is for anime!... among other things.
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| -Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. |
Lol... doesnt that make you an idiot if she dump you for another guy
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| -Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. |
I'm gonna have to agree with this one... it's showing off in the first place. On the other hand, we should STARE... just.. look  |
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-We never look at your eyes unless they are albino or something else funky.
-If we don't care, then we don't remember.
-We don't care.
-You wouldn't break your nails if they wern't so long.
-Any amount of food less than the size of my fist is either a snack or desert.
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XD;
Seems like a lot of stuff to remember. Glad I'm gay sometimes...
Man, any person who tried to get rid of my cat would have to pry him from my cold dead hands.
Anyways, fun list. I think my favorite it probably the 'don't ask us and then tell us how to do something' one. too true. |
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| Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. |
i can't agreee more with that 
if ur wearing flashy clothing then be prepared to get some looks xP
n e ways..xD great list u gots there LOL! will agree its very steryotypical..but its still a fun read =D
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:21 am Post subject: Re: --Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew-- |
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| totoro123 wrote: |
-Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it; it's genetic.
-Anything you wear is fine.
-Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
-Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work either! Nor do obvious hints! Just say it!
-Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
-Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
-Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriend are for.
-Say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Beseides the fact theis guys never goingto have a wife long these are the few I agree apon, The clumdis one is couse I have a good seince of direction, but not everyone, as for cermirchals everyone should heed that one
bpth sides should be respectful of eachother not one sided like he had
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xenon10
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-_-' WTF? this list is worse than the requirements for an application. dude, get rid of it. you're better off with a robot if you stick to this list. and more importantly, i don't think there's a girl out there who'll fit your standards(if you want the girl to follow each and every detail in your list). that's like finding a needle in a haystack.
p.s. crying has always been part of a girl. it's hard not to cry, especially if your guy does somehing stupid. then you cry, then he just stares at you. of course, i'll cry some more.
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genryou
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| ultimasome wrote: |
tell me something
since when men was caring about appearance?
they now care how clean women should be? |
heh, it juz a guess some senpai, i dun evn know myself what does it mean by 'throw away ur cat'.....
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Long_Gun
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: --Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew-- |
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| Don't cut your hair. Ever! |
I could care less about this one....
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| -If you ask a question you don't want to answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. |
My parents dont even bother with this rule, why would anyone else?
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| -Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it; it's genetic. |
First truth i've read so far in this list
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| -Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. |
hmm, is that what really is going through my mind right now? *starts thinking*
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nope...none of thouse following topics...
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| -Get rid of your cat. |
I like all animals....
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| -Sunday is for Sports. |
Sunday is for whatever she wants it to be, i hate sports, just dont mess with me on Anime Saturday
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-Anything you wear is fine.
-You have enough clothes.
-You have way too many shoes. |
These are true
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| -Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. |
Not allways...
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| -Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work either! Nor do obvious hints! Just say it! |
Yes, Tell me what it is in plain old english please...
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| -A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a damn doctor. |
That is a problem....maybe a doctor would be a good idea
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| -Don't give us 50 rules when 10 will do. |
K.I.S.S (Keep it simple stupid!)
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| -Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. |
Isnt that the point for girls to wear such things anyway? for the whole male pop. to sit there in awe at the size of their bust line?
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| -You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how do do it, just do it yourself. |
You want something done right, go do it urself, dont get us to do it 30 times first
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trueline
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:38 am Post subject: Re: --Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew-- |
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| totoro123 wrote: |
-If you think you're fat, you probably are. |
i think every girl would do think of that as long as shes doubting.
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| -Don't cut your hair. Ever! |
O.o
ooo i know that this rule based on the old century although i dont pay much attention to that since it looks proper though i prefer the long one.
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| -If you ask a question you don't want to answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. |
obviously! truth always hurt.
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| -Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it; it's genetic. |
as if i would care if he's thinking of me or not. I sometimes do that but its quite clear that he wont think of someone all the time.
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| -Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. |
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| -Get rid of your cat. |
love me love my cat >->;;
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| -Sunday is for Sports. |
sports are for anytime....no need for a specific day.
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| -Anything you wear is fine. |
like they care about what we wear. wear something then ask him the other day he'll tell u something else....same as i >->;;;;
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| -You have enough clothes. |
they say that to save money =P hehehehe
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| -You have way too many shoes. |
how do they know?i have many but i use only 2 of them and the other *cough*dunnowheretheyare*cough*
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| -Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. |
i could hardy cry and even if i did then most of time are b/c im mad.
i hate anyone to see me crying.
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| -Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work either! Nor do obvious hints! Just say it! |
that If i exaggerate other than that i know they want to save time.
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| -"Yes" and "No" are perfectly good answers for questions...Unless we're asking them. |
thats quite nice but sometimes explanation is useful.
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| -A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a damn doctor. |
never heard of sickness that last for 17 months xD
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| -Don't give us 50 rules when 10 will do. |
why would i? they should know what to do and what not, but in case they dont want to use their mind a lil then they have to prepare for lessons. Although i know give them 50 rules and they'll keep/do one -___-
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| -Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriend are for. |
lol they should take salary for that.
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| -If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. Especially if the game is on. |
i dont see all of them do that ^ ^
nice list by the way.
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