My Recommendations (FF)

[sukebesama]

A note:

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Now then, on to business. As the title states, my recommendations on fan fiction. This usually is limited within the animation genre and often limited into the quota of 'semi-popular to popular' animations only. May contain mature themes.

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Recommendation One: Seras 2066, by GreenOnion

Summary: In the not too distant future, Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval.

Score: (8.5)
Review: If violence is your thing, if bloody hellish violence of unrealistic proportions is your thing, and if you love seeing a drunken vampire... you'll love this. For those who enjoyed Hellsing, and mayhap other vampire type animations or stories, this is not one to miss.

Quote: Lady Fogg snapped out, “Who are you? How did you get on Major Smith’s network connection?�

“Uh… Seras Victoria and I don’t know. I do know Major Ann Smith’s name, but who are you?�

The Major demanded, “Get out of my mind.�

Seras responded, “Hey, I’m talking to your friend. Please be quiet and start acting like a cell phone.�

Major Smith became incensed. “A cell phone?!? You’re calling me a cell phone?!?�

Seras responded, “Yeah. An oversized, non-portable, lumpy cell phone. Now what’s your friend’s name? I like the way she treats her followers and I want to see if she had any more servants that I can add to my collection.�

Lady Fogg snapped, “You been killing my servants so that you can collect them?�

Seras giggle drunkenly, but then her presence to that of amused aggression. “Yes and I already know that Major Ann Smith called you Lady Fogg. I ready admired the way you treat your servants. I would invite to lunch at a restaurant, but I have the feeling that the only thing on your menu would be me and you would be the only item on my menu.�

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Recommendation Two: Lessons of Experience, by BukkakeNoJutsu

Summary: While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for.

Score: (9.0)
Review: No, Naruto is not overpowered here. Nor is he tapping into his demonic powers to make him evil or dark or power. This is the simple story of a realistic Naruto who kicked ass. Through "blood, sweat, and tears", he became what many people wished he was in the beginning of the story: a truly ruthless fighter. This is definitely one of the best fan fictions of a hard-working ass-kicking protagonist.

Quote: “…Nobody likes you, Naruto. You can’t compare to Sasuke. You don’t even have a cla—urkgh!�

The basic fact the Uzumaki Naruto was not a cheery morning person was seriously compounded by a severe hangover, and the insults heaped upon him from the Haruno girl.

Uzumaki Naruto was not going to play nice today.

Haruno Sakura was interrupted not just in mid sentence, but mid-word. She was wholly unprepared as Naruto smoothly; even lazily, finger flicked her in the throat, hard.

She gagged and flinched away from him. When Sakura recovered enough to try to make a single protest, he flicked her throat even more viciously, leaving her coughing painfully and teary-eyed.

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In all the references Kakashi heard of relating to this elite group, one dominant figure was mentioned in hushed tones with nothing but the highest respect as the meanest motherfucker of them all.

The Executioner.

An uncharacteristically disturbed Hatake Kakashi leveled an accusing finger at the leader of his village, stating, “You are a bad man.�

The one-eyed nin then leveled a finger at Umino Iruka as well, remarking, “And you… …you’re the friend of a bad man.�

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***More Later if Appropriate***