[Game]Combined Storytelling: A Really Bad Day

[Anidzuki]

[Rules] In Progress
Here's how the game works, three to five people will PM or post their names saying that they will participate.

All the participants will add onto a story that I will write out as the first post, and in the order I decide(basically, whomever registers first will get a earlier position).

For Example:
Bob, Joe, Stan, Stacy.

The order will always be in this order, and if you post out of position it isn't considered part of the story. And the order will only rotate through 4 times, and the last poster MUST write the ending of the story.

Ex: Stacy is last, so on her fourth post, she must write the ending.

Added Rule: Minimum Post is 700 Characters - Roughly 2-3 paragraphs
Maximum Post is 1400 Characters. So we don't have any one-liners, and we can also have a complete short story

About storytelling:

You can write as much as you want, introduce as many characters as you want(as long as they're from an anime/manga or has an anime/manga flavour), use other people's characters, kill other people's characters (except the main character); however, if you are not the ENDING poster you must end your post with an idea to work with, such as: "and then a gigantic..." "then Haruhi took a pair of scissors and.." etc.

Object of the game:

Write the most ridiculous story you can imagine and somehow merge it back to the main storyline. You can write about ANYTHING.

Participants:
1st Poster: Anidzuki
2nd Poster: PsiKro
Last Poster: du5k

The game will start when I have 3 - 5, participants and when I decide that I've waited long enough. Then I will write the story ^-^;

[mangaddict_reborn]

I made an awesome thread like this once! I think it's going to be locked dude. But if not then I'll delete this post.

[Anidzuki]

Well, they said games are allowed, and it's not a clone of another topic because each Game has a different story or participants.
Also, it isn't a one-liner game either.

[Kimmie-chan]

I give it 'go ahead' lol I have no right to say in this section >.< But yeah just lay down the rules ... and if it does get inappropritae/too one-linery... it will get locked.
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[spankit]

yeah personally i don't really have "powers"
in this section even though i can mod it. but
i think however you should establish a word count
to make sure that it won't been too short or anything.

also about it, what happens if people suddenly want
to participate?

great idea but seems kind of limited to a few people
in which the "finished" product should probably be in
the fanworks section
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[Kimmie-chan]

Maybe you should just start it, and whoever wants to go next can go. That way pretty much anyone and everyone can go next. Make it a rule that you can't post again until at least 2 more posts or something...
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[Anidzuki]

Well, the thing is, I've tried it in the past, and this was the best method because someone would take 30 minutes to post his part of the story after reading the previous part, then end up losing out because someone else posted before them, then there was a lot of conflict.

I limit it to 3-5 people and 4 rounds because we can have another game going at the same time. (Which this was actually a test run to see if anyone would like the game)

Eventually we could judge Game 1's Team Story vs Game 2's Team Story, and people could choose which one wins by being the most ridiculous.

[PsiKro]

Sounds like a fun idea! (I pmed about participating). And I kind of agree with limiting it, because I've seen similar threads before (in which people continue a story with a sentence, a few words, paragraphs, etc) and it usually becomes a mess when there are too many people due to people who ignore the rules, or people who totally go off topic, clashing posts, etc. If this works out well we can always do it again with new people right?

[Anidzuki]

Background: Yamada Taro (John Do in Japanese) is a Freshmen going to his first day in Highschool -- However, ever since he was born, he has had bad luck every time he enters a new year of school.

Objective: Make sure he has the worst day ever.

Story Begin

"Taro nii-san!! Wake up!! -- You're going to be late~!"

Awakened by my younger sister, I jumped out of bed -- Today was my first day of highschool. Most young adults... teenagers like me would be ecstatic that this, the first day of highschool, is the first step into manhood. However, for me, it is not the case.

Ever since I was born, I have had terrible luck -- specifically, every first day of every school year, I have bad luck... very bad luck. When it was my first time in the 7th grade, I was chased by a MS-06 Zaku II, in 8th grade I was held hostage by Terrorists, and in 9th grade...

I was having the perfect day, I had made it to school without getting shot, getting my hair caught on fire, chased by dogs, or being run over by a car. When I arrived at the school, there was a TV camera crew broadcasting our first day of highschool as a TV special called "All About Children -- Everything you need to know about your school children". However, as the crew panned their camera in my direction, I caught my pants on a loose nail... nonetheless, I was broadcasted live, to one million viewers... with my best friend in the open.

This year I prepared, all summer, I have been knocking on wood, avoiding black cats, carrying many good luck charms and visiting every luck shrine around Tokyo.

"Hurry and eat your breakfast!!" my little sister's high pitched and annoying voice beckoned.

Ignoring her call, I quickly left -- carefully.

KABOOM!!!

As I exited my apartment, I heard an explosion. "Oh no!", I thought as I looked to my right, it came from ...

[PsiKro]

The bus – the one and only bus that would take get me to school on time. The bus lines in my city are pretty complex, as new lines and old lines are often added or removed and last year, the bus drivers went on strike to further complicate the issues. As it so happens, this was the closest bus stop - and bus that would run for the next two hours. I groaned as I looked weakly at the mob of people crowding around the wrecked bus. I know I should probably be concerned for anybody that might have been inside, maybe even worried about how stupid our city bus drivers are beginning to drive. But that wasn’t it – as I looked at the burning bus all that ran through my mind was that this was the beginning of a terrible day. Well, it looks like I’ll have to walk I thought, slinging my school bag over my shoulder and beginning my way down the street.

It was a sweltering hot day. After having walked no longer than a few minutes I started to sweat. If this day gets any worse, I’ll kill myself I thought bitterly. Caught up in feeling sorry for myself, I didn’t notice three thugs standing in the middle of the street. I was walking with my head down in despair and wiping sweat from my forehead when I bumped into one of them.

“What the hell? Watch where you’re going you idiot!� shouted the thug I bumped into.

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean it, I was lost in thought� I stammered.

“I think we’ll have to teach him a listen for you, aniki…� said the second thug.

After they were done with me, I had more bruises than you could count, including a black eye. Worst of all, they took my wallet and my school bag. Can you fathom why anyone would want to steal an innocent kid’s school bag? This is the kind of thing that would only happen to me I thought angrily.

“WHY ME?!� I shouted to the sky. I wasn’t really expecting an answer, but it seems a bird in the sky chose that exact time to do its business. It landed right on my forehead. Just great… it couldn’t possibly get any worse. I was wrong.

[du5k]

(come on, I think we need more ridiculous-ness XD)

I attempt to seek help from a nearby policeman for help. As I tap the policeman's shoulder to get his attention; he quickly grabbed me by the collar.

"Ha, I guess someone turned himself in. Tell me boy, what you doing here with poop on your head?"

"No, you don't understand! I got assaulted by a bunch of thugs-"

"No YOU don't understand" snapped the policeman. "Apprantely, you just arrived at a murder scene, and before the victim died he said the shithead was wearing a red shirt. You got shit on your head, that means you must be the culprit!"

"But I'm wearing white!" I said.

The policeman took red paint from behind his back and splash it on my shirt. "Ha! now you're in red. Come with me, young man!"

"But look, there another guy there in red shirt with doodoo for a face and his shirt says 'I murdered that guy!' "

He forced my hand into the paint bucket. "Ha! Now we caught you red-handed, thats evidence, and it's death penalty for you!"

I poke his eyeballs and make use of that chance to get away. "I CANT SEE!" he yell. He pulled out one of this eyeball and tossed it a random direction, it bounced off the road, off a lamp post, hit a stray dog which died, the dog fell on a elephant which also died, which scared a little girl who threw her teddy bear, which make a nearby dinosaur scream like a little girl then charge in my direction and rammed head-first into my crouch. I fainted.

I woke up in a operationg theatre and Darth Vader as he was operating on my nuts.

"What the hell!" I yelled. "Aren't I suppose to be under anesthesia?"
"Don't worry" said Vader. "I'm going to cut off the nerve to your p*n*s. Joint it back will be quite impossible, but we'll deal with that later"

"Scapel" requested Vader. A nurse handed him a scapel.
"NOOOOO!!!!" I yelled. The surrounding cult nurses held me down.
Darth Vader swing down his scapel, and blood spew everywhere.
"We have a problem" said Vader.
"What" I yelled back.
Vader held my chopped off p*n*s in my view. "Oh well" he said. "It's your nuts that are injured anyway." And tossed my p*n*s away.

"Tweezers" he requested.
"What are you doing now??"
"I'm trying to reinflate ur nuts. But it seemed a little harder than I've expected."
"Chainsaw" he requested. The nurse handed him a chainsaw after winding it up.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I yell as he drived the chainsaw into my nuts.
"We need something more powerful" said vader. "Lightsaber" he requested. The nurse handed him a lightsaber.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" then I fainted from the pain.

I woke up moments later and see the operating theatre filled my blood, and blood is still pouring from my bleeding nuts. The nurse drowned in the pool of blood, and Vader stands waist-deep in blood watching me.

"I'm sorry" he said. "I have fail to realise you carry THE ONE P*N*S. It is the ever bleeding P*N*S which gives great power to pedos around the world, providing infinite blood to the P*N*S. The pedos around around the world has already been notified to your location...

To end this disaster, you must bring THE ONE P*N*S to the fires of mount boob. That is the only way to destroy THE ONE P*N*S, before the world succumb under the rule of the PEDOTRON."

"One more thing young Taro... I am your father"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I yelled, as he drowned in the now chest-deep level of blood from my p*n*s.

I swim through the pool of blood and grabbed THE ONE P*N*S, and opened the operation room's door. It's worse than I thought, the hospital is drowned in blood and all staff and patients has died. I plugged THE ONE P*N*S back onto my crouch, I turned invisible and the bleeding stopped temporarily. As I exited the hospital, I realise that the blood was pouring out of every window and doors of the hospital.

I remember the book by JRR Tolkien. Now I need to find THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE P*N*S.

[Anidzuki]

OOS: ..... wow, that was a good post.

I ran as fast as I could, until I ran out of oxygen. I paused hidden in an alleyway as I took time to re-access the situation...

"Why me?!" I shouted.

Suddenly I heard a noise...

Zzzzz...clunk

What the...? I wondered what I was...

Zzzzz...clunk

I heard it again! Then all of a sudden, an awful memory just happened to re-image into my head...

"Oh no.. no no no no no no !!!!!!"

Zzzzz...clunk

A large metal figured appeared directly in front of me... It was that Zaku II that chased me a few years ago!

"I found you!!!" a robotic voice boomed from the inside, "Let's play a game!"

The metallic being raised it's arms -- I hoped that all it wanted was a hug. Instinctively, I started running -- a shower of bullets poured at my toes as I ran.

"WHY ME?!" I kept shouting.

My body moved on it's own, hoping that the giant mech would eventually get bored of chasing me. I darted in and out of every public building leaving a trail of destruction caused by the hundreds of bullets and rockets being crashing into everything around me.

Scared to death, I ran into a trainyard to find shelter from the giant mech. Running as fast as humanly possible, jumped out of sight of the mech and hid under an empty train carriage.

Zzzzz...clunk

Zzzzz...clunk

Zzzzz...clunk

The steps of the mech were getting closer...


Zzzzz...clunk

Zzzzz...clunk

Zzzzz...clunk

It paused close to me. "Crap, I'm dead" was repeated in my mind over and over.

Suddenly I heard it's steps move away...

"I'm saved!!"

Suddenly, the train carriage was lifted from above me and toss away like a child's toy!

"He he he... You can't run forever!" the mech teased.

It raised an arm and the gatling gun attached to the end of it's hand started rotating slowly. I closed my eyes, thinking of my last words, and praying that I end up someone without fire and brimstone.

CRASH!

I open my eyes and ... the mech was gone! I stood up onto my feet and I saw ...

[du5k]

Eto... aren't you suppose to continue where I left off?

[PsiKro]

lol wow this sure is getting crazy. Maybe I need to be more creative and random =D.

A cloaked figure walking towards me. I looked around, stunned. The town was gone, vanished; nothing could be seen except the dirt levelling off into the center of the crater and some random bits of the remaining mech, as though it had been ripped to pieces.
The figure in the large black cloaked stopped in front of me.

“Did you do this?� I asked in a shaky voice.

“You carry the ONE P*N*S. I am here to guide you to your destination, to ensure a safe arrival at mount boob. Follow me … “he beckoned, and began walking.

"I'm invisible! How come you and that mech were able to see me?" I demanded. He ignored me and kept walking.

I was scared, confused, and despite not knowing who this mysterious fellow was, he did save me. I’ll follow him I decided.

We walked into a forest. All was quiet, except for perhaps a few birds chirping in the distance. Suddenly, he darted towards me and pushed me onto the floor, brandished a dagger from beneath his cloak and whipped it at the sky.

With my face slammed into the ground, all I heard was a Zwing and a CRASH.

“So you have come for him …. But you will not have him… Santa Claus!�

I lifted up my face in surprise, and saw with disbelief, Santa sitting on his sleigh above us. His face was twisted in anger, and in his hands was a present.

“Be a good boy now, Sam. Hand the boy over to me so I can cross you off the naughty list. PEDOTRON needs him.� And with that, he whipped his present, at us. Sam, or so he was called, was fast and strong enough to carry me and dodge just as the present made contact with the ground – BOOM.

“Your exploding presents won’t work on me! I’ve heard all about you and your dirty tricks you fat, old geezer! Everyone sings about you! You and your pedo ways of spying on naughty children wheter they’re asleep or awake!� Sam unsheathed another hidden dagger and threw it at one of the reins. Four of the reindeers flew away.

“Curse you, and those daggers I gave you last Christmas! I’m not done yet!� shouted Santa as he pulled out a lightsaber from his bag of presents and leaped to the ground.
Sam unsheathed a sword and shouted, “GO TARO-SAMA! YOU MUST LIVE!�
I watched, dazed on the ground as Santa and Sam clashed swords, sparks flying from their blades.

I started running. But as I looked back, I saw pieces of Sam’s blade flying in the air, and a splash of blood fill the sky.

“Good gracious boy, did you really think you could beat me when all you had was a hunk of plastic? I gave you those last Christmas, please don’t think I’m a senile old fool!� he declared in victory, kicking an unconscious and bleeding Sam on the floor. I continued to run in horror….

[Anidzuki]

oos: oh you didn't get my reference du5k, it's the scene in the fellowship of the ring where they hide from the Dark Riders, except I let them find Taro ^-^ Well, a combined scene between the encounters would be more proper.