[Game] The Corrupt Wish

Fission2 · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:17 am Post subject:

granted, but it's decorative.

i wish making up relevant and interesting content was less difficult

Killswitch · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you will not be permitted to post that content.

I wish i could oversleep on the weekends.

Fission2 · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject:

granted, but now you work at a dead end job.

i wish i could make money faster.

Killswitch · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you'll spend that money buying copies of your least favourite anime series.

I wish people would create more topics in the forums.

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

Granted. They have nothing to do with anime and are all out to flame you.

Me: I wish for a pot of honey... and to EAT IT!

Fission2 · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject:

granted, but your 'pot of honey' is the artificial orifice of a post-op male transvestite.

i wish burger king didn't overcharge me for that quad-stacker (the combo cost ten bucks!)

mstice · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:24 pm Post subject:

Granted, but it still gives you heart disease.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

Granted. You are now so overtly hyperactive and full of energy that it becomes a mania, doing lots of crazy reckless stuff such as withdrawing all of your money and giving it to me then proceed to down 5 cans of redbull and start dancing on the streets in a chicken suit.

Me: I wish that ostrich can fly.

Kimmie-chan · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject:

Granted. But it comes flaying at you to attack you ~

I wish mid-semesters weren't so close Sad

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Fission2 · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:02 pm Post subject:

granted, they can be thiiiiiiiiiiiis close instead (much closer)

i wish milk didn't come from hormone enriched cows

Killswitch · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:38 am Post subject:

Granted, but you'll become a farmer to make this happen.

I wish i won't wish for something that's been wished for before.

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

Granted. Since nobody has ever "wished for something that has never been wished for before" then you wishing that you won't wish for something that's been wished for before has been granted, tapping into endless time loop and surreal word plays and reality-warping. tl;dr= you implode from all the possible infinite things "that has never been wished before".

Me: I wish I understood what I just wrote above.

Killswitch · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:10 am Post subject:

Granted, but you'll be the only one to understand what you just wrote.

I wish i never wished for my previous wish.

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

Granted. You get all of the wishes that have been wished in this thread. Including the corrupting consequences, of course.

Me: I wish for a peanut-butter jelly bean...milkshake!

Kimmie-chan · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:24 am Post subject: