[Game] The Corrupt Wish

[Killswitch]

Granted, but you'll become younger every day for the rest of your life.

I wish i could have known it was Kimmi-chans b-day tomorrow before posting this reply.

[Fission2]

granted, but everyone forgot yours to compensate.

i wish willpower could be converted into pure electrical energy

[Killswitch]

Granted, but through the process of conversion the affected person loses all will to live.

I wish i had an infinite amount of quality coffee at my disposal.

[mstice]

Granted, but you drink so much that the very atoms of your body turn into to pure energy that is dispersed at the speed of light in all directions.

I wish I could hear pitch well.

[phoenixofthewolf66]

Granted, but you'll loose every game you pitch at.

I wish to ride a dragon that poops rainbows.
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"Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this."
-Watchmen

[Fission2]

granted, but the dragon gets to ride you too

i wish bubble-wrap came pre-popped

[Killswitch]

Granted, someone will read your wish and make it true, and the result will be billions of dollars worth of damage to fragile goods in transit. The bill will be sent to you.

I wish i could mention another currency beside dollars that everyone would know.

[phoenixofthewolf66]

Granted, but the stupid people of the world's minds will overload and their heads will explode. And you'll be blamed for the deaths.

I wish the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.
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"Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this."
-Watchmen

[Fission2]

granted, but it's about the futility of bureaucracy, and you've been nominated for organizing a central management system.

i wish pudding really came to life, all moé like. i like food that i have to kill to eat.

[AJtheFourth]

Granted, but the pudding soon begins to band together, with a 'hive-mind' thought process, attempts and eventually succeeds in taking over the world.

I wish that the Green Bay Packers would win the superbowl this year.
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Thanks to Jack Grover for this signature!

"Just watching those people do their best makes me have a good mood already."

[kevinchaosvs]

Granted. The pressure on them winning the next one would be so great, they ended up failing on an epic scale that people would remember that rather than the win they had this year.

Me: I wish tea tastes like chocolate, but chocolate doesn't taste like tea.

[Fission2]

granted, someone drools molten chocolate into your tea, no matter the place, no matter the time.

i wish i didn't just take that nap (now my sleeping schedule is screwed up again)

[Killswitch]

Granted, you'll never be able to take a nap again, and you will keep to your current sleep schedule for the rest of your life.

I wish a mouse to be a mouse and a keyboard to be a keyboard.

[phoenixofthewolf66]

granted: but the mouse keeps biting you when you try to use it and you can't figure out how to use the keyboard to type. Then you fail your computer classes because of it.

I wish I could ride a pretty unicorn.
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"Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this."
-Watchmen

[Killswitch]

Granted, but afterwards the pretty unicorn tries to ride you. (I'm sure someone has replied like this before?)

I wish I could learn to play guitar in one night.