The Overlord or the Janitor

mangaddict_reborn · Naginata Ashigaru Joined: Sep 06, 2006 Posts: 483

Think carefully.

Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

Here's one for you manga...

Suppose what some religions say is true. Upon arrival into heaven, you are granted 70+ virgins because you have lived a righteous life.

Where the hell are all these virgins coming from, and why is everyone in heaven still virginal????

Fission2 · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject:

I don't believe this. Even though the first post was composed of 2 words forming the worst sentence fragment ever, the regulars over here in the FFA probably scrub-up enough lulz to give an funtastic response despite this abomination of an unworthy topic. I can't find a legitimate reason to lock this thread.

So I'm gonna make one up Laughing

Locked for advocating child molestation:

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and reopened for Saying Hello In Japan

to answer your question post, this is where they get the virgins:

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are there other job openings in heaven or hell?

Gen3s1s · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:11 am Post subject:

Why the hell would there be a janitor in heaven? Isn't heaven supposed to be heaven for everybody?

Anyhoo F2 you can be mah bitch in hell. Razz

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Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

Mebbe the janitors get to peek into the shower stalls????

Fission2 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:50 pm Post subject:

what happens if i violate my janitorial contract? am i under union? what about legal representation? what's my pay like? what are the hours? do i get sundays off? what am i cleaning?

xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject:

how do you mop a cloud?

people don't have bodies in Heaven... so there's no... ummmm... toilets to clean

anyway, ignoring the minor details of the question, I'll address the message Manga was going for... I'd rather be a janitor in heaven. I get to work in a pleasant environment and do work that is calm and peaceful. Less pressure, less responsibility.
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Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

wait... xeno, THAT is what this was all about!??!?!!

I have to say, neither is really for me...

I need at least a modicum of respect, as I've spent most of my life getting absolutely none in relation to the amount of work I've done. Same with pay.

I can deal with a little bit of a bad environment, and I'm not seeking power, fame and fortune. Just that pay/respect are proportional to the amount of work I put in.

xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:55 am Post subject:

Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

hmmmm

I don't know...

I'm an obsessive cleaner. I can't stand a disorganized or filthy environment.

i can tolerate it only so much, and then I get to the point where I start scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush.

It's kind of sad.. :-/

Fission2 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:53 am Post subject:

as the overlord of hell, do i get any social benefits? i mean sure i'm the overlord of hell, but do i have to do any public service announcements or wage war against heaven? why aren't there any janitors in hell? dammit, i gotta hire one from heaven and you know how they're all clean freaks...

and to answer the question:

if there were janitors in heaven that it's not the heaven that i wanted so maybe hell isn't the hell that i thought it was either.

besides that, is gum hard to remove in heaven?

Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

No health benefits in hell, and bubblegum is instantly biodegradable in heaven. No sooner is it spit out that it decomposes and a gum tree sprouts up in its place. Razz

technomo12 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:47 pm Post subject:

hard to choose

cuz look here

i i were the janitor i have load of peeping time

while if im over lord i can always call on my mistresses(that is if they are not to kill me)

also fission what anime is that on the second pic???
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mangaddict_reborn · Naginata Ashigaru Joined: Sep 06, 2006 Posts: 483

The overlord of hell can do whatever he wants. Everyone's his slave. But it's freaking hot all the time and there's a lot of paperwork. Course, he has to deal with every jackass that's ever died in the world, but he can't kill them, cause they're already dead.

Heaven's peaceful, beautiful, and an atmosphere of love. A place where everyone is your friend and family. Only, you're cleaning up after them for all eternity.

Doomsought · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

"the last will be first and the first will be last"
there for: if you are a very powerful person on earth you will be a lowly one in heaven,
Hmm, so by being a janitor in heaven that means I'm a world ruler on earth.
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