Friends are Smucks!

Fission2 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: Friends are Smucks!

So uh ya. We had fun cross contaminating a thread so I figure we'd do something similar here.

all my life i've been a reject os society, i've been forced to work in factories while my dad beat me and used all the money for beer. my dad killed my mom in front of my eyes and he sold my little sister as a hooker. he made cigarette burns all over my body and told me that i was trash every moment that i was alive. i can't use my left arm because the tendons were severed at the shoulders. i grew up and left home as soon as i was 16 and never say goodbye to my dad. i met a really nice girl in a flapjack shop who always said hello to me but she going out with this trash punk that's taking all her wages and gambling. i dun know what to do, but she won't break up with him. what should i do now?

ok. i wrote the scenario, it's up to you to turn it into something completely unrelated. can you see the flapjacks and hookers?

xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:17 pm Post subject: Re: Friends are Smucks!

Gen3s1s · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:30 pm Post subject:

Haha You 2 are so lulz. hmmm... I hope xfire doesn't see this thread.
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xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject:

Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

Fission, if you were female, I'd want you to be the mother of all my children...

XD

hmmm.. my take:

Life's Not So Bad
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HAPPY FUN STUFF HAPPY FUN STUFF....

I sometimes forget that there's younger members.....

*sigh*

Visual · A-Source Staff Joined: Jul 11, 2007 Posts: 146

So?

I was born with both sexual reproductive system. Sad

Sometimes I masturbate using a double penetrating............

xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:51 am Post subject:

Visual · A-Source Staff Joined: Jul 11, 2007 Posts: 146

Hey, no insults ok? I am very serious about this problem.

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xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:05 am Post subject:

Visual · A-Source Staff Joined: Jul 11, 2007 Posts: 146

Damned fools! They took it while the boys performed an exorcism on me. I once responded to a shot that I thought was from the filming crew of LOTR.

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xenocrisis0153 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:21 am Post subject:

Visual · A-Source Staff Joined: Jul 11, 2007 Posts: 146

Argh, that's me before they insulted my oddities. I ate them soon after. Do you want to be like them?

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Post · Conscript Joined: May 21, 2007 Posts: 106

ungh... can we get back to the whole DP/Masturbation thing???

I need to tape it so I can make profits over the internets!!!!

Then I can finally get my half-dog sister the surgery she needs.

(father was really, really fond of his pets.. O.o)

Fission2 · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:29 am Post subject:

you kids these days, with your double penetrating dild0's and suicidal girlfriends and inuyasha sisters and video games and drugs and your yo-yos and computers and soft ice-cream and C3P0's and lightsabers and DND and your crazy rap music and your yugioh cards and your internet and your...

anyway...back to the more pressing matter of nothing special

i ask her out one day after closing hours if she'd like to get a coffee with me and she say yes. i so happy i almost cry so i bring her to 24 hour diner and buy her dinner. we talk for a bit and then she breaks down crying about her problems and saying how nice i was and how she'd love it if her boyfriend were more like me and how she thinks he's cheating on her. she starts talking about how he beat her yesterday when she went for a check-up at a clinic and found out she was pregnant. i tell her to break up with her boyfriend and she says no, she loves him and that he's a good person and wasn't always this way, but i tell her that she was tricked. she smiles and shakes her head, thanks me for the meal and walks away.

i chase her and we go to the road intersection and i hold her and kiss her. she resists at first but kisses me back after. she says it was for the meal and crosses the street. just then, i hear a loud roaring of car and look at the street and i see car racing. i try to warn her and grab her back but my left arm doens't work. right in front of me, the girl i love got killed by a car speeding over at intersection and she die in my arms. i'm so sad and crying but her boyfriend was walking to casino with another girl, not even caring.

HA! TOP THAT XENO!!!

kevinchaosvs · Shogun Joined: Jul 28, 2005 Posts: 2551

Funny, the stories sounds kinda familiar. Coz, see, yesterday 3 hookers owed my company 10billion bucks and they said that they didnt have the money to pay coz they needed to take care of their physically challenged brothers, something about how one of them had a left arm which was useless, and that the other was in a worse plight: both his arms were rendered useless, and as such had to type on the keyboard using his tongue... Naturally, me boss didnt believe them and demanded payment, so they suggested that me boss get the money from their brothers instead.

Anyway, that aside, hi, I'm new to this site. I must say that I really sympathize with both your (Xenocrisis and Fission) plight. Is there anything I can do to help you? I can do my best to provide economical help, and maybe find jobs for you guys, for I'm sure there better jobs than the factories. Very Happy