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Is it better to be a man or a woman?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:18 pm    Post subject: Man vs. Woman, a legitamate question Reply with quote

I haven't lived a long life, but I've made observations in the life I've had so far. I've noticed, that men, on average, have better lives than women. My reasons for thinking this are

1. Testosterone is awesome. It develops muscles. Estrogen is lame. It gives women mood swings.

2. Men don't have their time of the month, or nine months for that matter. Life is fairly carefree for us.

3. Because men don't get pregnant, our yearly income is higher (I'm not sure on the specifics)

4. Every woman that hasn't given their nine months are at high risk of breast cancer, being a very high death factor among women, which is nonexistant among men.

5. Males are usually the protagonists and heroes of our favorite anime and books and movies and history and biblical texts.

6. Woman have had to deal with sexism since we were considered humans.

Course, I'd like to hear the women's side of things too.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

despite wishing i could give up the whole 9 months and
regular meetings with the whole monthly cycle, i still think
being a chick is much better in general.

1. whatever pride you may have as a guy, face it, your penis
is hideous, i'm not gonna lie and you're just gonna have to accept
that a throbbing phallus just isn't attractive.

2. we handle pain better, i believe that's a known fact or something
but i'm not gonna go search that up.

3. we're more attractive. physically we just look better because
personally, i enjoyed sketching female nudes more than guys.

4. despite the pain, we've got the power to make babies. and
now with research, we don't even need men no more since they
found a way to make sperm from bone marrow.

5. men get breast cancer too so isn't it better to actually have an
attractive rack and have the possiblity of cancer than be a man and
still get it?

6. through the decades it shows the amoung of perseverance
women have in order to fight for our rights rather than have the
whole "my penis is bigger than your penis therefore i'm better"

7. i believe nowadays there's actually more female graduates than
male graduates in universities and that's really throwing off the balance.

8. women on a general scale have a longer life span.

9. 2 chicks are hot, but 2 guys aren't

10. we manipulate men, what's more fun?

i don't know, these are trivial things to be proud of but hey, that's
just my few cents in an off center kind of way Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my manileness has been spurred into action?

1. Women don't face equality in the workplace and generally have lower social standing than a man. Women have been fighting for their rights for almost a century and now it's kinda capped off.

2. Since moving to the workplace, women lifespans are actually lowering, most likely thought to be brought on by the excess stress of working.

3. Hair-loss. A balding man is seen as 'ya he's bald' but a balding chick is rather ugly. Oh and women are losing their hair when they grow old or something because of all the stuff they put in their hair; my barber told me herself.

4. Women are on the same level or more susceptible to manipulation than men are. It's more a human thing to be a control freak, but both sexes do their part.

5. No matter how ugly you may think the one-eye monster is, I think it's better to give than to receive. Think about it real dirty. Unless you like cleaning out guk...

6. Women are subject to more abuse, physical, mental and sexual.

7. Guys are just stronger. Well, we are... (flexes biceps miserably)

8. Male brains are made in such a way that we love to problem-solve (hence all the fix-it-all guys). Our brains get stimulated by chemical secretions and we feel happy after we solve problems, so we solve more problems, simply due to the fact that we actively look for problems to solve. It also explains why men have a higher likelihood of understanding math and sciences better than women because of the way our brains are wired. More men are capable of higher-level conceptual & critical thinking than women, as women tend to use strait memorization to solve problems while a man tries to understand the theory behind the problem (ever wonder why in grade school we're always like...'why does the forumla work that way?' instead of swallowing up 'just use the formula'). Women on the other hand are generally better at multitasking. And memorization. Which they never forget to rub in.

9. Women worry about their looks more than men. Why? You have more features. And no, not all women are primp and beautiful. So why work harder and get the same result as the guy who still looks ugly?

10. Cancer: Women get breast cancer, their boobies get removed. Part of their womenhood is gone. A man gets breast cancer, he's still got some reconciliation. A man gets testicular cancer and gets castrated. That sucks. Women have cervical cancer. That's worse. Women sexual organs are more complex and harder to fix.

11. Protective sex: The pill. Screws up women a lot. Men: Condom. And sometimes we just don't care either.

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through the decades it shows the amoung of perseverance
women have in order to fight for our rights rather than have the
whole "my penis is bigger than your penis therefore i'm better"


That's more human perseverance than strait-up women stamina. Men do that a plenty. Men put up with a whole lot of shit. And I resent the whole 'my penis is larger than your's' argument. We don't even compare penis size that often.

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4. despite the pain, we've got the power to make babies. and
now with research, we don't even need men no more since they
found a way to make sperm from bone marrow.


Sorry to break it to ya, but we've got the power to make babies too. It's called rape.

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we're more attractive. physically we just look better because
personally, i enjoyed sketching female nudes more than guys.

2 chicks are hot, but 2 guys aren't


So True. But you're a girl. Are you a lesbian by any chance, no offence meant, but all evidence seems to point that way. Or maybe it's because you're just kinky =p

But so what? Who gives a rats-ass about all this? It's not going to prove or disprove which sex is superior because these qualities are not inherent in all men and women. Some can't even be quantified. ALL of it differs from individual to individual. Most of these points are based off of perspective and personal opinion. The way I see it, no sex is superior or inferior, all race is equal, and Canada is the best country in the world.

Oh spanky: and you forgot prison. Guys get um...ouched.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having given much thought to it, I believe I'm happier to be a man, because I can better appreciate a woman's beauty. Women are more beautiful, but I think it would be harder for me to appreciate that if I'd been born one.

Also, having given much thought to it, the personality I have would be a bigger handicap when trying to attract men than it is trying to attract women... Or is that the other way around?(I need to repeat that experiment under more controlled conditions...)

So I guess the short version is... "I like being a guy because women are better?"
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Man vs. Woman, a legitamate question Reply with quote

mangaddict_reborn wrote:
1. Testosterone is awesome. It develops muscles. Estrogen is lame. It gives women mood swings.

testosterone in moderation... too much makes people insane (think roid-rage). There's a phenomenon in nature called "the super male" in which a guy is born with an extra X-chromosome. Usually these people turn into raging lunatics with no regard for social discourse.

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2. Men don't have their time of the month, or nine months for that matter. Life is fairly carefree for us.

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die" = hahahahah

of course, some research done a few months ago proved that men do have a "time of the month"... by this they mean they get "moody" every 3 or 4 weeks for no reason other than natural chemical cycles.

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3. Because men don't get pregnant, our yearly income is higher (I'm not sure on the specifics)

hmmm... well, men's income has been traditionally higher since society began to form an economy. Most employers will use the pregnancy excuse to reduce a woman's salary, but lately, thanks to the families' rights movement, a lot of woman (and men) are getting maternity-leave as part of their employment contracts.

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4. Every woman that hasn't given their nine months are at high risk of breast cancer, being a very high death factor among women, which is nonexistant among men.

men get prostate cancer... still not sure which is worse, haha

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5. Males are usually the protagonists and heroes of our favorite anime and books and movies and history and biblical texts.

males have controlled society since time began, so they've controlled the stories and legends... and may have altered a few details to highlight the achievements of men and kinda downgraded the achievements of women. According to the DaVinci Code, the Catholic Church is behind a huge conspiracy that has kept women from surpassing men in terms of social status because they are indeed the dominant race.

huge Neon Genesis Evangelion Spoiler:

The Evangelions and the MAGI are female

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6. Woman have had to deal with sexism since we were considered humans.

haha, true, yet not really their fault. It's more the insecurities of men.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spanky wrote:
1. whatever pride you may have as a guy, face it, your penis
is hideous, i'm not gonna lie and you're just gonna have to accept
that a throbbing phallus just isn't attractive.

But we smell better. We're producing hormones and pheremones, and you're peeing yourself.

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3. we're more attractive. physically we just look better because
personally, i enjoyed sketching female nudes more than guys.

No argument there, but men are harder to draw. We have a complex anatomy of bulging muscles grrr... when all it takes to draw women are well placed curves here and there. I mean, if they're sexy.

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4. despite the pain, we've got the power to make babies. and
now with research, we don't even need men no more since they
found a way to make sperm from bone marrow.

We've got the power to make babies too. and... loooooooooooooser talk.

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8. women on a general scale have a longer life span.

True, but living wrinkily sucks, especially if it's longer.

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2. we handle pain better, i believe that's a known fact or something
but i'm not gonna go search that up.

I don't know about that. Women are more emotional, so I figure they'd be less adept to pain.

hehehehe so mean spirited I feel Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's kinda unfair to make a thread like this, strictly because there arent as many girls in the forums as there are boys to make solid contribution.

im just gonna lay down some points which ive experienced over the years personally:
(not leaning towards either male or female)

*females tend to spend more. i read on the news a few months back that women have more credit cards, are more likely to fall into debt and more women declare bankruptcy than men at a younger age.
the report said that women would rather spend $300 on a pair of jeans than buy groceries to feed themselves (single women living away from home). they also complained the most about the price of fuel and food, but when asked about the high price of clothing, they had no complaints.
also, women have a tendency to spend on impulse. men walk into a shopping centre knowing what they want to buy, and maybe pick up a few things of interest, taking maybe an hour or two tops at the mall. women on the other hand will know what they want to get, but will check every store along the way and after buying the item, and then they would go and buy more things at other stores. this is why i dont go shopping with girls because they stop at every store and buy something i only ever see them wear ONCE.
that is ofcourse not to say that all guys arent like that either, my two best friends just piss away their paycheques on TV's, games and other stuff.

*we males have bad habits, farting, picking our noses, feet on sofas, lying naked on the couch watching tv etc. doesnt mean women dont do it, its just rarely heard of.
i think its to do with the whole grace and etiquettes. whereas women are seen more as divine and refined, goddesses and mystical beings of beauty and thus such actions would never be associated with them.
but for guys we dont care. women for centuries have been taught how to properly act and behave and as someone mentioned before, it was a male-run society that instructed them how to do so. this ofcourse led to a breakdown in morals over the years and now men and women have more freedom. men however have taken it more to heart, doing what we feel and when we feel like it. whereas women too do these things, but just not as openly or willing as their counterparts.

theres probably more things, but im too tired to type anymore (i just woke up too =_=)
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah man, totally unfair how you're all guys.

what a SAUSAGE FEST.

F2 - we can just have a breast implant and that fixes our
boobs, LMFAO you get your penis gone, ITS GONE FOR GOOD!

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That's more human perseverance than strait-up women stamina. Men do that a plenty. Men put up with a whole lot of shit. And I resent the whole 'my penis is larger than your's' argument. We don't even compare penis size that often.


but thing is, it happens. why the hell do people care about penis size
other wise? its cause for some strange reason a lot of people believe
the size directly equates your 'manliness.' men put up with shit sure,
but so do women, that's not a very good argument. majority of male
rights are given right from the start just because of the whole religious
belief of original sin.

voting, divorce, etc. those were all fought for. if it wasn't there would
still be multiple wives to a husband.

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Sorry to break it to ya, but we've got the power to make babies too. It's called rape.


weaksauce.

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So True. But you're a girl. Are you a lesbian by any chance, no offence meant, but all evidence seems to point that way. Or maybe it's because you're just kinky =p


i'm not kinky, but i'm not a lesbian either.

mangaddict_reborn -
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But we smell better. We're producing hormones and pheremones, and you're peeing yourself.


um, so do chicks? i don't believe gender has anything to do with that.
apparantly males are suppose to be able to smell "fertility"

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No argument there, but men are harder to draw. We have a complex anatomy of bulging muscles grrr... when all it takes to draw women are well placed curves here and there. I mean, if they're sexy.


you guys are boring to draw. it's nice and all, i mean with the whole
leonardo da vinci sketches of the male anatomy and all but if you're
really looking for muscle tone, you can find it in females too. females
unless they're totally stick thin will always have curves. we have naturally
wider hips by nature and even a fat woman looks better sketched than
a fat man. hence why during napoleon's time they really liked the 'turkish
bath'

[img:906:946:b674c870b9]http://virgo.bibl.u-szeged.hu/wm/paint/auth/ingres/turkish-bath.jpg[/img:b674c870b9]

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True, but living wrinkily sucks, especially if it's longer.


well, the option of living longer always rocks dying early. not to mention
if you're THAT concerned at that age, go for some surgery. i mean
if i live to be a 100 something, fuck, i couldn't care how i looked.

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I don't know about that. Women are more emotional, so I figure they'd be less adept to pain.


*searched it up*
apparantly, in terms of actual pain tolerance there's no difference
in gender, HOWEVER, due to the fact guys were raised to be macho
they're usually the ones that try and take it while chicks are raised
to be in a sense, the 'weaker' one.

but think about this, how would you feel having a 10 pound baby
rip out of your ass Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spanky: breast cancer: girls. breast implants don't fix your inability to produce milk. guys: almost no change with prosthetics. which leads us to the gonads. cervical caner or testicular cancer: which is worse? look up the symptoms and decide yourself.

as a guy, i don't care about penis size because i've got a functioning one that would do the jub. i don't try to fix that which ain't broken. i learnt that 6 inches is all i need because that's about the full length that a man can insert his penis before hitting the uterus. not to be lewd, but wut do you think about penis size spanky? you're a girl, does it matter at all to you?

women fought for their rights, sure, but it's narrow minded not to consider the accomplishments of men for women and human rights as well. take a look at racial discrimination. that wasn't fought for only men or women; it was fought for everyone. men are every bit as persistent as women. take a look at the bill of human rights, drawn up by a MAN. martain luthur king, a MAN fighting for racial equality. Men have also supported the feminist movement; numerous philosophers, scholars, down to party members and even the women's husbands fought for women rights. men have just as much determination as women do.

unless you perceive men giving rights to women as a loss or lack of determination rather than acting upon realization that the system was unjust, there's no more cause for argument there. it's the same as racism: some people, from the dominant side, thought that what was going on was unfair and should be changed. then they changed it. it's a joint effort.

rape is totally a viable way for guys to get babies. nature does it all the time: the guy gets fed-up with the girl saying 'no' and decide to go for the wild romp. heck, it could be argued as a contributing factor as to why guys are built stronger than females, so that they can overpower them into submission.

i don't see why preference in drawing guys or girls would have any relevance in deciding whether it's better to be a guy or girl. there are always homosexuals...

girls don't live that much longer than men to begin with and now with the workplace, the chicks that do work die sooner. i thought i covered that already.

since it's god knows how many guys vs. 1 girl, i'll play devils advocate. i'm...down talking my manhood in order to be more manly?

1. you can experince child-birth. it's a different experince that a guy will never be capable of fully understanding.

2. multiple orgasams. that's frickin awesome.

3. female relationships tend to be closer because girls talk so much to other girls. girls talk about everything. guys don't. as gay as it sounds, sometimes, i'd like to be able to discuss some serious issues with the guys sometimes.

4. more people are going to be courteous to you.

5. get free drinks.

6. your kids are gonna like you better. always turn against the dad whenever something bad happens. (of course what's always neglected is that the guy has to take up more responsibilities so the chance of a hic-up increases). but the dad is still gonna be wrong at the end of the day.

7. it's difficult to question a girls intelligence based solely on their intelligence without getting the 'discrimination' card thrown in your face.

8. a girl's smile brightens the room up more than a guy's smile.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fission2 wrote:
spanky: breast cancer: girls. breast implants don't fix your inability to produce milk. guys: almost no change with prosthetics. which leads us to the gonads. cervical caner or testicular cancer: which is worse? look up the symptoms and decide yourself.


you do realize that not a lot of mothers breast feed right?
they usually have more of a psychological issue with the woman
rather than a functional one. its hard to breast feed as the mother
has to watch their diet and some women are actually not suited to
breast feed. =]

and from what i know, they have vaccinations to prevent HPV, where
as there's no prevention for testicular cancer, only treatment. plus
there's still a chance to keep your fertility even if you have cervical
cancer if it's not too bad. so, i'd rather be a chick, have my vaccinations
instead of a guy with a:

"a lump in one testis or a hardening of one of the testicles"
"blood in semen"
"The testicle with a tumor may be severely enlarged, as much as 3 times the original size. Simultaneously the other testicle may be shrunken in size, due to the tumor taking up the majority of the blood supply to the scrotum."

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as a guy, i don't care about penis size because i've got a functioning one that would do the jub. i don't try to fix that which ain't broken. i learnt that 6 inches is all i need because that's about the full length that a man can insert his penis before hitting the uterus. not to be lewd, but wut do you think about penis size spanky? you're a girl, does it matter at all to you?


depends actually. just like penis sizes, each woman's vaginal canal
varies. some may be around 6inches, where some can go up to 8.
not to mention it elongates when a woman is sexually aroused.

personally, i don't care much for penis size as i don't have to worry
about it =T. i don't believe in more = better. then again, i don't believe
that if you possess a 3 inch penis that being able to use it well will
make a difference. if you're overly small, you better have some skill
in other things =]

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women fought for their rights, sure, but it's narrow minded not to consider the accomplishments of men for women and human rights as well. take a look at racial discrimination. that wasn't fought for only men or women; it was fought for everyone. men are every bit as persistent as women. take a look at the bill of human rights, drawn up by a MAN. martain luthur king, a MAN fighting for racial equality. Men have also supported the feminist movement; numerous philosophers, scholars, down to party members and even the women's husbands fought for women rights. men have just as much determination as women do.


i never said that men didn't do anything, i'm just saying that they don't
have to fight for THEIR rights. sure MLK fought for racial equality, but
i'm talking about gender equality. you brought up a point as scholars
and such supporting feminist movements, true, but they're not the majority are they?
if it weren't for men in the first place suppressing woman, the whole
problem wouldn't even have to be fought for. it is because men suppressed
women's rights that women had to fight for them =T if they didn't it'd
be all fine and dandy.

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rape is totally a viable way for guys to get babies. nature does it all the time: the guy gets fed-up with the girl saying 'no' and decide to go for the wild romp. heck, it could be argued as a contributing factor as to why guys are built stronger than females, so that they can overpower them into submission.


ah, what? o__o;;
that's like saying buttrape in jail is fine because obviously the black
guy was bigger, therefore you DESERVE to have that rod rammed up
your ass....

maybe you're just a kinky one...

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i don't see why preference in drawing guys or girls would have any relevance in deciding whether it's better to be a guy or girl. there are always homosexuals...


i'm just saying they're prettier in anatomy.
what better way to talk about anatomy than in art? it's not as biased
because then sexuality doesn't come into the question. its "art"

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2. multiple orgasams. that's frickin awesome.


that is a pretty sweet deal. sadly that doesn't happen much with most
guys sucking eh? bwahaha. most guys don't even know where the
clitoris is, THE HORROR.

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5. get free drinks.


depends. if you're butt ugly it doesn't help. see, i buy MY dates drinks
in hopes of getting some.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

spankit wrote:
you guys are boring to draw. it's nice and all, i mean with the wholeleonardo da vinci sketches of the male anatomy and all but if you're really looking for muscle tone, you can find it in females too. females
unless they're totally stick thin will always have curves. we have naturally
wider hips by nature and even a fat woman looks better sketched than
a fat man. hence why during napoleon's time they really liked the 'turkish
bath'
haha no argument for that Very Happy
Though one interesting thing to note is that the painting was "popular" becoz, according to many art historians, resembled that of a peeping tom peeping through keyholes, hence the circular canvas frame rather than usual rectangular frames, possibly the artist's tongue-in-cheek sort.

Well, muscle wise, Michelangelo loved muscles. Heck, his paintings of women were muscular too!

But honestly, since one can only be born with one gender, it's kinda...given...that..well, if Im born a guy I'll prefer being a guy and such...(I wont bring in issues of transgenders to complicate matters.)
I mean, come on, to be far, one has only experienced the life of one gender, how can one thus determined which is better among both?
Unless you are Mystique.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll add to the unfair numbers of boys vs girls... Razz

why I think being a guy rocks...

Our last names stay put...
The garage is all ours...
Wedding plans take care of themselves...
Chocolate is just another snack...
We can never be pregnant...
We can wear a t-shirt to a water park...
heck, we can wear NO shirt to a water park...
We never have to drive to another gas station washroom reasoning the last one was too icky cause...
THE WORLD IS OUR URINAL!!!
Wrinkles add character...
Wedding dress $5000
Tuxedo rentals $100
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet...
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat...
We know stuff about tanks...
A five day vacation only requires one suitcase...
We can open all our jars...
We get extra credit for even the slightest shred of thoughtfulness...
If someone forgets to invite us he or she can still be our friends...
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three pack...
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough...
You almost never have strap problems in public...
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes...
The same hairstyle last for years and even decades...
We only have to shave our face and neck...
We can play with toys all our lives...
One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons...
We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look...
We can 'do' our nails with a pocket knife...
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache...
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes...

sooooo... I'm not saying we are the better sex but we do seem to be happier... Very Happy

but kevs got a point... we are born into one sex only so we can never fully understand the other and thus will have no bearing in stating which is the better sex... Confused this is going to be like a unsolvable debate... Razz but hey, it's fun to participate in it... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lol you've just copied out the entire list of gender jokes out there [img:18:18:628b701ab8]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4025/laughingss2.gif[/img:628b701ab8][img:18:18:628b701ab8]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4025/laughingss2.gif[/img:628b701ab8][img:18:18:628b701ab8]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4025/laughingss2.gif[/img:628b701ab8]

But yeah, debates are fun becoz they are unsolvable Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kev>> LOL, I didn't copy the ENTIRE list... just some that I thought were good enough to post here... Very Happy

and interestingly enough, most of these gender jokes I just posted comes from my female friends... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm although I do sorta add to the girls Vs boys number.

I, myself would find it much easier being male, being a chick requires so much effing effort, just maintaining an acceptable appearance/grooming requires a lot more than what guys have to do. Clothes, hair etc. Then there's the whole time of the month thing, as much fun as I have chucking tanty's at people and blaming it on the PMS (Pre/Post/Present Menstrual Syndrome) rather not want to deal with it. And it's socially acceptable to have hair on your face lmao (I've always thought, if I were ever a boy I'd grow sideburns). Pap smears every 2 years are no fun.

Sex is on the easy side too, orgasms are easy to reach, no complexity at all for fellas. Although orgasms on the female side are heaps better ^^

Although I agree with Spanky ~ penises can be pretty ugly ... than again I don't find the female counter-part that attractive either ... and getting knocked in the balls ~ isn't particularly fun.

But yes there is a vaccine for HPV availible now (Just got my first shot the other day ^^ ) and it seems any male living long enough in the future is bound to get prostate cancer, so I'll just have to take my chances with the breast cancer thing too.

Ah no one has brought this up yet. Males are much more susceptible to heart diseases, hypertension, heart attacks, atherosclerosis are a much greater risk for men. Oh also men aren't built to pull things, they can get hernia's much easier that way.

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Btw where were we heading to with this thread?
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