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Loveless Gokenin Samurai

Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Posts: 1122 Location: Pointing at Polaris
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:50 am Post subject: |
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| didn't know what masturbate meant until 14 years old. |
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isumayf19 Kyunin Samurai

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1296 Location: Somewhere Over The Rainbow
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:23 am Post subject: |
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| once i was driving a bunch of friends and i thought i had to fart so i ripped it but actually i pooped myself. i then had to borrow underwear and shorts from my friend becuse it was so bad. |
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hellbent Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Jan 10, 2005 Posts: 85 Location: Purgetory
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| trying to impress people with my ride, instead of shifting to 1st gear, went straight to reverse and reveresed into my friends pickup. Worst part, it was school parking lot. and every guy and gal saw it. |
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mortified Yari Ashigaru

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 295 Location: the voice in teh back of your mind...
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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meh... how da hell did i know that some topic like this would show up...
well for me the most embarassing thing is walking out of the bathroom and suddnely the button from my pants fell off _________________ Mortified: To cause or to experience shame, humiliation, or wounded pride.
synonyms; humiliate
if u don't get it you will...
(buhawhahwahawhaaa!!!!) |
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ella Conscript

Joined: Dec 11, 2004 Posts: 116
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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i had one up before, but i deleted it cuz it was like "oh, poor me."
i got a better one now.
in 8th grade, i was riding my bike down a hill. without holding the brakes, of course. my friend directed my attention to some cats. i didn't look where i was going soon enough, and i crashed into a low garden wall. i blacked out what happened somehow, and the next thing i knew, i was sitting in the street beside my bike. i had hit my forehead and shoulder on the road, and my head swelled really huge. my dad laughed at me and said i looked like the elephant man. i had to gather the pieces of my bike as i went back up to my house. now, 6 years later, i still have a scar on my shoulder and forehead, and there is still a lump of scar tissue or something on my forehead. it's not so noticeable, though. except to me. |
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Fell_Shadow newbie!

Joined: Mar 27, 2005 Posts: 24
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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| this one is easy. got so drunk that i blacked out on the roof of my friends house. woke up the next morning only to walk off the roof onto the driveway.....I swore off booze from that day foward. |
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kevinn Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1596 Location: penang
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:12 am Post subject: |
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| lastest info: punch troough a windows and break those glass and vut myself... have to stay at hospital because of that. |
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GMJuggernaut Conscript

Joined: Mar 20, 2005 Posts: 175 Location: My own little wacky world...occasionally back home in Israel
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Got into a fight at school (not my fault) and paralyzed someone...not that he didn't deserve it . Still, pretty damn stupid. |
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MiSo Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Mar 09, 2005 Posts: 87
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| Fell_Shadow wrote: |
| this one is easy. got so drunk that i blacked out on the roof of my friends house. woke up the next morning only to walk off the roof onto the driveway.....I swore off booze from that day foward. |
i would've killed to see something like that
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since we're talking about roof's and whatever..
my cousin was skipping school one day and his mom came home from work early. he had a couple people at the house so they all went onto the roof of the house, cuz his window has access to the roof (you can easily get on the roof from his room)
anyways, he needed to take a piss so he goes right then and there.
we'll......... in the confusion of trying to get out of the house, one of my other friends goes out the back door and decides to wait outside.... only to get pissed on  |
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WUMBOy Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Mar 31, 2005 Posts: 51
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| Eeeh, I was sheltered until freshman year. So I was pretty ignorant of a few...terms. |
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sapphiresky Conscript

Joined: Jan 02, 2005 Posts: 116 Location: way, way up in the clouds dancing with the moogles
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! You guys did some embarasing stuff!
Once I volunteered to help a certain person (who i will not name) to do a certain rather large progect. I had no idea they were so unreliable and I got stuck doing 20 hrs+ of work by myself. I still hate them to this day. |
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ascalph Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Apr 03, 2005 Posts: 54 Location: montreal, canada
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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I cant remember anything so....
when i was 8-9 i was at my friends house in the woods and we were biking.... we decided to go back when he tells me look out a tornado! (that freakin bastard)
of course being the idiot that i am i believe him and start biking as fast as i can only to go down a hill and bump into a rock....
i flew over the rock and scraped my arm and leg completely so i had to walk about 200 meters bleeding like hell everywhere.....
it healed over the years but I still that guy from the depths of my heart |
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demonred21 newbie!

Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Posts: 21
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| um I guess my most embarassin moment was steppin on poop, but wats funny was I was in so much shock that I acted like I didnt care that I did.... and my friend was like didnt u hear me and I was like yea whatever. the shock hit me so hard that I lost all reaction to the situation. |
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Jinmirai newbie!

Joined: Apr 06, 2005 Posts: 10 Location: Malaysia O_o
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:38 am Post subject: |
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Lets see... most of them i've forgoten
When i was 7 or 8 ate hotdogs while riding a bike... forgot to look in front and i went in down the 1 meter deep drain O_O
Hmm when i was 13 or 14 ... rainy day in school... standing under a tree and the girl i admire for 2 years came and stand beside me... didn't have the courage to confess.... *bang heads on the wall* Baka baka! |
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isumayf19 Kyunin Samurai

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1296 Location: Somewhere Over The Rainbow
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:12 am Post subject: |
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| WUMBOy wrote: |
| Eeeh, I was sheltered until freshman year. So I was pretty ignorant of a few...terms. |
hey what were these terms |
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