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pLaTinA
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

logs wrote:
ewww haha us men are easy to know wat we are think but u girls are the worlds biggest conusion ever discovered


Is he trying to say that WE girls are complicated ? x__x
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joekool
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe... face it! man having trying to find out what women want and the results are all blank! tell me! are women complicated or what!? how do they read our minds ( and get misunderstand us?) while we remain clueless? but i guess it's life...
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sapphiresky
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another typical definition of males:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/m_melon.php?gobackto=funny-collectionsqqmishaps-p4
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a men vs. women conversation?


Descpicing each other?


Sexists?
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IHateLois
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Joined: May 13, 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this list is too funny Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

and the vid was dame skippy funnyy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

this guy may have been turnd down alot but still funny
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/life-as-guy.php?gobackto=funny-collectionsqqbattle-of-the-sexes-p1
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sinoy1
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahah this is freakin too funny!! men are like bananas..........WTF......LMAO ya ill stop now lol
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing that's a good revenge against men! Very Happy here's one I've found on the net... it was originally in french, so I traduct it in english so you can understand... really funny lol

Quote:
FORMATION COURSES FOR MEN
course name: how to become as intelligent as a woman
obligatory courses:
- learn to live without your mom (2000 hours)
- give your money to your wife (550 hours)
- my wife isn't my mother (350 hours)

useful courses:
- having children without being jealous (50 hours)
- don't say stupid things when your wife's friends are here (500 hours)
- how to rest without looking like a lazy man (300 hours)
- beat remote's syndrome (550 hours)
- don't pee beside the toilet bowl (100 hours)
- capacity to give my wife an orgasm before she acts it (1500 hours)
- how to get to the laundry without getting lost (600 hours)
- how to survive to a cold without suffering (400 hours)
- learn how to baby-sit without complaining (450 hours)

cooking courses:
- novice: domestic machines: on> turn on/off> stop
- expert: my first soup without burning the water
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sinoy1
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOUR EVIL!!!! Twisted Evil lol
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sinoy1 wrote:
YOUR EVIL!!!! Twisted Evil lol

I know! Razz Laughing And I've got another one here!
men who are bald on the forehead thinks alot.
men who are bald behind the head makes love very well.
men who are bald on the forehead and behind the head thinks they make love very well.
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DemonEyezKyo
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel bad for bein a guy Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DemonEyezKyo wrote:
I feel bad for bein a guy Sad


Laughing well, there's plenty of jokes against women... there's even more on us than on men!! It's normal we get our revenge Razz
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DarkTears
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:17 pm    Post subject: wow!!!! Reply with quote

Laughing W.O.W. W.O.W. what a nice fighting forum wonder who will win i mean topic! hey mens sucks and woman rules thats the true accepoted or leave it(but sometimes they r super useful_ example= men+water= a waterboy! lol Laughing hope u get it!
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GrimReaper1
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

woman are like ..... apples
when they're young they are pretty and makes you want to eat them, when they're old(rotten) they get ugly and you don't want to eat them at all...

that meant, all you woman will get old and ugly!!!

i got 4 or 5 punches from my girlfriend and she got kind of mad at me for saying this... i think i will put this on the "What was the stupidest thing you ever done" topic... lol
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GrimReaper1 wrote:
woman are like ..... apples
when they're young they are pretty and makes you want to eat them, when they're old(rotten) they get ugly and you don't want to eat them at all...

that meant, all you woman will get old and ugly!!!

i got 4 or 5 punches from my girlfriend and she got kind of mad at me for saying this... i think i will put this on the "What was the stupidest thing you ever done" topic... lol


well... this goes for men as well! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah i've herd some really funny abd bad jokes towards women like this one


why did the women cross the road.................. give up


because I told her to
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