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pLaTinA Conscript

Joined: Dec 25, 2004 Posts: 144 Location: subaNG JaYa, MaLaYsIa
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| ewww haha us men are easy to know wat we are think but u girls are the worlds biggest conusion ever discovered |
Is he trying to say that WE girls are complicated ? x__x _________________ -:sHouLd deFy tHe diViNe deSTinY oF tHe deSTinieS:-
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joekool Naginata Ashigaru

Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Posts: 493 Location: Geffen tower level 3
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:57 am Post subject: |
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| maybe... face it! man having trying to find out what women want and the results are all blank! tell me! are women complicated or what!? how do they read our minds ( and get misunderstand us?) while we remain clueless? but i guess it's life... |
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sapphiresky Conscript

Joined: Jan 02, 2005 Posts: 116 Location: way, way up in the clouds dancing with the moogles
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bigtym26 Naginata Ashigaru

Joined: May 15, 2005 Posts: 450 Location: At my Room InFront of my PC!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:17 am Post subject: |
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a men vs. women conversation?
Descpicing each other?
Sexists? |
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IHateLois Naginata Ashigaru

Joined: May 13, 2005 Posts: 509 Location: capcoms basement
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sinoy1 Conscript

Joined: Dec 15, 2004 Posts: 107 Location: OTTAWA!! canada
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:35 am Post subject: |
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hahah this is freakin too funny!! men are like bananas..........WTF......LMAO ya ill stop now lol _________________ OROCHIMARU STOLE MY BODY!!!! |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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that's a good revenge against men! here's one I've found on the net... it was originally in french, so I traduct it in english so you can understand... really funny lol
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FORMATION COURSES FOR MEN
course name: how to become as intelligent as a woman
obligatory courses:
- learn to live without your mom (2000 hours)
- give your money to your wife (550 hours)
- my wife isn't my mother (350 hours)
useful courses:
- having children without being jealous (50 hours)
- don't say stupid things when your wife's friends are here (500 hours)
- how to rest without looking like a lazy man (300 hours)
- beat remote's syndrome (550 hours)
- don't pee beside the toilet bowl (100 hours)
- capacity to give my wife an orgasm before she acts it (1500 hours)
- how to get to the laundry without getting lost (600 hours)
- how to survive to a cold without suffering (400 hours)
- learn how to baby-sit without complaining (450 hours)
cooking courses:
- novice: domestic machines: on> turn on/off> stop
- expert: my first soup without burning the water |
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sinoy1 Conscript

Joined: Dec 15, 2004 Posts: 107 Location: OTTAWA!! canada
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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YOUR EVIL!!!! lol _________________ OROCHIMARU STOLE MY BODY!!!! |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| sinoy1 wrote: |
YOUR EVIL!!!! lol |
I know! And I've got another one here!
men who are bald on the forehead thinks alot.
men who are bald behind the head makes love very well.
men who are bald on the forehead and behind the head thinks they make love very well. |
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DemonEyezKyo newbie!

Joined: Jun 11, 2005 Posts: 11
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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I feel bad for bein a guy  |
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| DemonEyezKyo wrote: |
I feel bad for bein a guy  |
well, there's plenty of jokes against women... there's even more on us than on men!! It's normal we get our revenge  |
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DarkTears Ronin Samurai

Joined: Apr 28, 2005 Posts: 600 Location: miami
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:17 pm Post subject: wow!!!! |
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W.O.W. W.O.W. what a nice fighting forum wonder who will win i mean topic! hey mens sucks and woman rules thats the true accepoted or leave it(but sometimes they r super useful_ example= men+water= a waterboy! lol hope u get it! |
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GrimReaper1 Conscript

Joined: Jun 11, 2005 Posts: 172 Location: Underworld
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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woman are like ..... apples
when they're young they are pretty and makes you want to eat them, when they're old(rotten) they get ugly and you don't want to eat them at all...
that meant, all you woman will get old and ugly!!!
i got 4 or 5 punches from my girlfriend and she got kind of mad at me for saying this... i think i will put this on the "What was the stupidest thing you ever done" topic... lol _________________
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doujo Daimyo

Joined: Mar 08, 2005 Posts: 1928 Location: ... in my panties?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| GrimReaper1 wrote: |
woman are like ..... apples
when they're young they are pretty and makes you want to eat them, when they're old(rotten) they get ugly and you don't want to eat them at all...
that meant, all you woman will get old and ugly!!!
i got 4 or 5 punches from my girlfriend and she got kind of mad at me for saying this... i think i will put this on the "What was the stupidest thing you ever done" topic... lol |
well... this goes for men as well!  |
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IHateLois Naginata Ashigaru

Joined: May 13, 2005 Posts: 509 Location: capcoms basement
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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yeah i've herd some really funny abd bad jokes towards women like this one
why did the women cross the road.................. give up
because I told her to _________________ You! Ya I'm talking to you! Don't b staring while I pee @_@ |
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