men are....

doujo · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject:

here I've got a good one:

three friends (men) were talking in a restaurant about there's wife stupidity. The first said:
"my wife is so stupid. She believe in Santa Claus... she bought a $3000 dress and it doesn't even fit her..."
the second said:
"my wife is really stupid too... She bought a mercedes, but she forgot something... she doesn't even have a license!"
the third said:
"well mine is the stupidest! She bought 100 condom for her trip in Mexico, and I don't even come with her!"

IHateLois · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:07 pm Post subject:

lmao

that was a good 1
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doujo · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:18 pm Post subject:

I've got plenty!
What does UFO and intelligent men have in common?
Everyone are talking about them, but no one have seen them...

siegprime · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:

I don't know wether to laugh or wright some anti-feminist statement, but seeing as i can't stop smiling...
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Voidless · newbie! Joined: Jun 11, 2005 Posts: 12

Well those were pretty good ones against us men, but here I got some about women:

Women takes time and money : Women = time X money.

Time is money : Women = money X money = money^2.

Money is the root of all evil: Women = sqrt(evil)^2

Conclusion : Women are Evil. Razz

Ill keep the other one for myself though since its pretty vulgar and doesnt translate that well from french to english Razz

IHateLois · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:17 am Post subject:

holy shit that 1 makes total sence
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GrimReaper1 · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:24 am Post subject:

woman are like..... toilet paper
don't ask me why (i wanted to say something but i couldn't think of anything good to say)

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What does UFO and intelligent men have in common?
Everyone are talking about them, but no one have seen them...[/url]

that was a great joke but I have one better for you

what does a woman and a snail have in common?
both are inferior races (I made that out lol, i don't know any jokes about woman so I just make my one, sorry if it isn't funny)
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Voidless · newbie! Joined: Jun 11, 2005 Posts: 12

Hey grim, I'll help you with a quick and easy one:

A blonde without boobs (flat-chest) is like jeans without pockets....

You don't know where to put your hands Cool

siegprime · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:47 pm Post subject:

Found this one:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

Sorry if already know it...

Women are like… potato chips. Betcha can’t have just one!

Women are like… suppository medication. They’re continually up your ass… but claim that it’s for your own good.
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CGY · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject:

Men are worthless, men are scums; men are useless, men are punks.

siegprime · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject:

CGY · Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject:

Hoshiko_Hime · newbie! Joined: Jun 11, 2005 Posts: 11

I like men. Very Happy

Thery're yummy. Sure they can be a pain in the ass but who else is gonna put up with us? I sure as hell can't stand most women. Too whinny (me included) and self-centered (me included) and bitchy (me included).

siegprime · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:09 am Post subject:

Gigator · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:07 am Post subject:

Here i'll add a little joke about women

This blond woman goes into a store and goes to the sales assistant i would like to buy that tv please and he turns around and says "sorry we dont serve blondes"

So she leaves dyes her hair brown goes in the next day and asks the assistant again i would like to buy that tv please and again he turns around and says "sorry we dont serve blondes"

So she goes home thinking how does he know i'm blonde.

The next day she goes in with black hair and gets the same reply finally she asks how do you know i'm blonde?

So he replies by saying it's a microwave not a tv.