what would u do if aliens started to take over?

zbeeblebrox · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:19 am Post subject:

i imagine it would be somthing like they live. "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. and im all out of bubble gum."
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Hybrid0147 · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:20 am Post subject:

wow...!! human are interesting... Wink

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darkwizard91 · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Aug 04, 2005 Posts: 65

lolz use the seductive power of manga and hentai and seduce the aliens into believing my lies and then take over their race while the leader is jacking off on manga porn....then kill the leader....then put them all in an arena and watch them battle 2 da death! (while getting laid and robbing a walmart ^^) then use their technology 2 take over the world!!! (then blow up mars when i get bored)

Nox_Caelum · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject:

You see, I have to at least have sex before I die. And walmart has everything, so I could take them on there or at an Academy. And if I am going to die then I would want to have fun, thus robbing a Walmart (maybe a mall) for electronics and stuff. The last one was really a joke; I wouldn't want to waste my time on my comp before i die.
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0ni- · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject:

try to fight back maby join the force

but realistically speaking...wouldnt it be normal to just run for ur life and try to survive?
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majikCarp · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject:

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Blackthorn · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:29 am Post subject:

FIND REDNECKS

1.) Red necks are the natural enemy of aliens. They are well armed and have been probed enough times to be extremely PO at the invaders.

2.) Red necks have spent enough time in the woods trying to hunt for dear that they could have picked up some servival tricks that the adverage city person wouldn't know.

3.) Have i mentioned they are WELL ARMED.

4.) They usually have some form of hooch, and around the time of invasion you definitely want to get drunk. (And laid, but don't hit on the red neck daughters).

5.) Most have trucks that were built before electronics got into the engine and could run even if an emp went off.

6.) In all zombie and alien movies morons usually survive until at least the last scene. (If you go by this theory have a relationship with one of the daughters. Most of the relationships make it til the end. But, don't let the dad find out and don't become a main character.)

7.) Lots of them have built bunkers for when the Y2K was going to wipe out all man. Now they might be supplied only with Spam and MREs, but at least you'll have some hooch to swig it down with.

8.) Most are members of the NRA. (Guns for all.)
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CGY · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject:

Why are we worrying over something that hasn't, or won't happen? Don't we already got tons of stuffs to worry already?

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Cephadeath · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject:

I would go up to the aliens, ask to be genetically modified, so I cud have wings, and Kameha-meha wave-like things, and be able to control living tissue with my thoughts, and know everything about the universe, and get tons of alien machinery, then kill every person on earth, then turn on the aliens, and destroy, them all. Then go live on their miserable planet as king, and live for eternity playing video games, and knowing all the secrets of the universe, eventually make myself god, and restart time, and make it living hell for all humans.

But first, I would get laid, and rob a wal-mart for offerings to give to the aliens.
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shankz · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject:

hahah how does one get laid and go to walmart at the same time? confusing.
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