Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

Linkachu · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

Meg:And did you know, that the Swedes gave us the famous inventor, Alfred Nobel? *The More You Know*

Peter: Yeah, not like those freeloading Canadians. ........ Canada sucks!

1ce · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject:

Peter: "So which girl do YOU like quagmire?"
Quagmire: "heh heh... Taylor Hanson"
Joe: "Taylor Hansons a guy..."
Quagmire: "Heh.. good one guys.. pull one on Quagmire"
Joe: "No really, Taylor Hansons a guy"
Quagmire: "But I got all those magazines...oh god... OH god.. OH GOD!!"

ladyarakune · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:18 pm Post subject:

*stweie stuffs can of babypowder in his pants*
stweie:
yep, this is my package, god gave it to me, i signed for it....world keeps on spinning.

or quagmires little giggeggety giggety lets have sex!
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KamiNoSeigi · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject:

"J-j-j-j-just like the badguy from lethal weapon 2,
I got diplomatic immunity,
So Hammer you can't sue!
Can't touch this."
-Peter

ladyarakune · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject:

lois-oh peter your a great father!
peter-yeah, thats wy i picked up this
*shows her a #1 father t shirt*
lois-and your a great husband too
peter-thats why i got this
*shows her a "no fat chicks" tshirt*
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kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

peter: oh yea, i think i read a book about that once.

bryan: are u sure u read about it? are u sure it wasn't NOTHING?!!?!

peter: oh yea!

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(peter gets in trouble at a restraunt)

waiter: wat's ur name sr.?

peter: umm auhh...my name? ummm (looks at a plate with a pea on it**)....pea........(looks @ some1 crying.sheding a tear)...........umm tear....(sees a griffin flying across the resturant).....griffin. Pea-tear-griffin. DAMN!

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lois: i need a job peter. i need some excitement in my life.

peter: wat are u talking about? ur life is plenty exciting. For example (lights curtain on fire***)...there u go!

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lois: me like it bouncy! (jumping on a trampline**)
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ladyarakune · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject:

hah

*hitler and his wife in a bomb shelter under attack hold ing poison*

hitler:okay on the count of three
wife: okay one two
hitler THREE!
*both pause*
wife- you wanted me to kill myself
hitler you wanted me to kill myself
wife: okay oaky this time fore sure
hitler: one two
wife: three
*both pause again*
both: awwww
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1ce · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject:

Peter: "I've done drugs, and trust me, you don't want to do them... Things gay way too weird"

*Peter as a real life person*
Peter: "Holy crap... im freakin' out!"

Tymothi · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Posts: 55

Quagmire: Hey, does this look like a Q? How about now?

1ce · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:51 am Post subject:

Stewie: "Man in white... What do you want"

Man in White: "I want to get the hell out of hear"

Stewie: "Oh sorry, we're fresh out of that. All we have is a timely death."

*ZAP*

Stewie: "VICTORY IS MINE!"

ladyarakune · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:46 am Post subject:

*standing outside a sherrifs office*
old sheriff guy: well sure you could be sheriff its easy, all you do is sit here eat pie and get drunk.

peter:hold on, pie? drunk? the?

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*about an hour after that, both peter and brian are drunk*
peter: well you know, you know that phone hasnt rang all day.

brian:yeah, its been quiet , no phone calls

peter: oh brian your drunk, your seriously-
*peter faints*
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1ce · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:42 am Post subject:

ladyarakune · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:35 am Post subject:

lol, yeah i love that part, did you see the episode last night on adlut swim
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kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

Peter: cut the crap, where's my free boat?!!

seller:hold on now. u have 2 choices. u can have the boat, or the mystery box.

Lois: wat are u crazy?! we'll take the bo-

Peter: hold on Lois! a boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. it could even be a boat!!!

Lois: then let's just take the-

Peter: we'll take the box!

(driving in the car)

Lois: "we'll take the mystery box" (pissed off attitude). u traded a boat for 2 crappy tickets to a comedian club!

Peter: come on Lois. u act like it's the first time i screwd up. member that time i lost that boat?

(repeats 1st half of scene) *

Lois: peter, that just happened 10 min. ago!
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ladyarakune · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:32 am Post subject:

(yeah, i cant get it word for word, sorry, ill do my best)

peter: okay, theres only one thing to do, go back in that casino and find some diot who'll pay a million dollars to sleep with lois.

lois-peter...

peter-dont worry lois, these guys bought manhattan for $25, they dont know how much its really worth...
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