Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

1ce · Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject:

(Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are stranded in the ocean after a hurricane.)
Joe: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Peter! You've been eating my legs??
Peter: Yeah see, now this is why I didn't say anything. I knew you were going to get like this.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

stewie: sure watever make u sleep @ night bitch~!

Peter: Geez....wat an ass.
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yahoo · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:01 am Post subject:

My favorite quotes are the Quagmire's funny laugh.

frozen_chicken · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:04 am Post subject:

Stewie at the front of the peformance school talking to some girl while waiting for his mom to pick him up.

Stewie: i'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch.

Kaiser · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:17 am Post subject:

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

Family guy is the best Laughing

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

stewie: ohhhh, it's just like an orgy in my mouth.~! mmm
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Happy_Dojo · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:31 am Post subject:

"why should i help a guy save his marriage when i can't even get a girl, oh and but the way when the lightning struck you, you soiled yourself, enjoy...." -Death
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Bowser · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:52 am Post subject:

Tom: And now to our weatherman Olie Oliver for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Olie?
Olie: ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Olie. Up next, a pig that won't eat Jews.

ladyarakune · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:56 am Post subject:

peter on his way to feminine support camp

coordinator woman: this is our new guest, peter.

*all clap*

peter: okay okay, how 'bout ill be charlie, and you can all be my angels?

*all stare*
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1ce · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

Stewie Griffin: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

Peter: non-sense. u're a griffin. and a griffin doesn't know when to stop!

*flashback*

(in doctor room working on a patient)

Peter: clear! *buzz* ...clear *buzz*

patient: OMG! U SAVED MY LI-

Peter:CLEAR! *buzz*
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1ce · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject:

Happy_Dojo · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject:

peter-your honour i would like to call the ghost that never lies to the stand, ghost that never lies did you witness the events described on that day?
ghost that never lies- .......................
peter- you did!, how interesting and do you see the cuplrit or culprits here today?
ghost that never lies-........................
peter- you do!, would you kindly point him or her out.
ghost that never lies-.......................
peter- DON'T POINT AT ME YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!
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1ce · Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject:

Smurf #1: Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!
Smurf #2: You bet your smurf it was!
Smurf #1: Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me.
Smurf #2: Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Oh, yeah.
Smurf #1: That's freakin' smurf!
Smurf #2: You betcha.
Smurf #1: Freakin' smurf.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

lol yea LC that scene reminds me of u cuz of the "Buzz*"..lol.

oh that guy that's always like "ur a big phony!"

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(@ a teacher conference)

louis: well u c...our son.

peter: hold on louis...we have to break this to her (the teacher) gently. our son....................want to................due you.....

louis: PETER!
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