Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

Cowie · newbie! Joined: Jul 05, 2005 Posts: 29

Not sure if this is how it goes but ---

Peter : My soup is making a word! It's Saying "Ooooooooo"

Brian : Peter those are Cheerios

1ce · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject:

Spite · Yari Ashigaru Joined: Oct 09, 2005 Posts: 229

Guy in the wheelchair shoots someone random..

"Oh my god I'm so sorry!"

"Thats ok, it was your right as an American citizen!"

*dies*

ladyarakune · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:21 pm Post subject:

*lois giving stewie a bath*

stewie - careful woman! your supposed to massage the scalp! your not scrubbing vomit off your dress you holiday drunk!
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(after stewie talks to girl next door with a really thick english accent)

stewie- thats awful! ill make a bet with you brian i bet i can turn her into a respectable lady by the time her party comes around.

brian- how about you shut up for a week?

stewie- and if i win

brian- no it was a suggestion, how about you shut up for a week?

stewie- your on!
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1ce · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:01 pm Post subject:

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!

Cowie · newbie! Joined: Jul 05, 2005 Posts: 29

Peter : A boats a boat Lois, but a box could be almost anything, it could even be a boat!

Lois : Peter why not just take the..

Peter : We'll take the box

1ce · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject:

Death: You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.
Peter: Go on ...
Death: That's it.
[to Lois]
Death: God, what do you see in him?

ladyarakune · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:49 am Post subject:

lol

*peer in jail*

jail guy 1 - hey, we're gonna have some real fun tonght

peter- oh please

jail guy2 - cime over here later hottie.

peter- their gonna be real disapointed when the find out im not gay, but its still nice to hear all the compliments
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demonic19 · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:07 am Post subject:

PETER:come one come all step up and fight my wife she floats like a butterfly stings like when i pee
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Cowie · newbie! Joined: Jul 05, 2005 Posts: 29

Peter : Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Guy : Because you touch yourself at night.

turbolax · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Nov 03, 2005 Posts: 56

this is awesome...

stewie:

hey big man turn around... if you got something to say, say it to my face.

ohhhh, you can't hear me now... alright that's it i was gonna watch the movie but forget it. for the next five hours you're my bitch!!

wahhh, wahhh... my ears are popping and there's no way to console me! i'm hungry and possibly teething, maybe i'm wet- who knows i'm a baby!!!

wahh!!! wahh!!

ladyarakune · Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:52 pm Post subject:

*peter, quagmire, cleveland and joe all lyng on a beach nude on top of each other, trying to have an orgy*

peter: anybody horny

all: nope

peter: okay, lets stop.
(to quagmire)

and i appreciate the enthusiasm, bt whoevers foot that os, you can stop now.
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manwithnoname · Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

"why did the dinosaurs die" child at museum tour

museum directer

"because you touch yourself at night"
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eniGma_007 · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 55

Peter: *Points to stapler on desk* Are.. are you gonna eat that stapler?
Man: What? You can't eat a--
Peter: Wanna split it?
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logs · Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:31 pm Post subject:

Chris: Hey dad, your names peeeter
Peter:haha yes it is, peeeter
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