Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

rtmanning · newbie! Joined: Jun 21, 2005 Posts: 33

(as joe shows up to the ball field to play on peter softball team)

peter: "holy crip he's a crapple"

1ce · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject:

Peter: Hey meg, since when did you become a teenager?

Lowis: Peter, she's sixteen.

Peter: *gasp* You knew about this!?
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FUNNY SCENE: The episode showing how Joe became handicapped.
ROFL... Fighting the Grinch.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

Meg: Dad, i got a make over! don't i look gr8?!

Peter: oh honey, u didn't have to get a make over. i thought u were beautiful the way u...HA HA HA....woa u can't say that with a straight face. HA HA.
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ladyarakune · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:

peter- *talking to a tree*
hey, i one of you guys falls and theres noone around, do you make a sound?

tree: yeah, jack fell last week and he hasnt shut up about it since.

*jack the fallen tree is on the ground*
jack: wel sure, just stand there and bitch about it, would any of you take the time to help me!!

other tree: oh look! *rubs his brances together* im playing the worlds smallest violin
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1ce · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject:

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

ahaha^^ oh yea i remember that quote...it totally owns~!

Singing quotes:

(bryan singing to an old women)

Bryan: they'll treat u right unless ur black or gay, or cherokee!! u gotta heck of a lot to c!!

(bryan and stewie)

Stewie: and i love that actor that looks like a whore.

Bryan: ricky martin?

Stewie: love him.
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1ce · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:05 pm Post subject:

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

^---Hah!

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

Peter: this calls for drastic measures! Bryan....

Bryan: Peter, that's not going to wor-

Peter: COME ON!

(bryan and peter take out rings)

Peter & Bryan: wonder twin powers activate!

Peter: form of steam!

(silence)

Bryan: Peter, we got these out of a box of frankinberry.
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1ce · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject:

ROFL.. that was funny...
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Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

dude u remember that aids song?! that was soo hilarious. peter's can't touch me song is also funny.

(lois looking out of window, waiting for her husband and son to return from their indian "vision" quest)

(meg puts hand on her mother's shoulder)

----long pause----

Stewie: they're dead u know.
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1ce · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:20 pm Post subject:

Haha.. Stewie is so jokes.

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

AHAHA u forgot the "wa wa wa" part..and him kicking the guy's chair! lol that was hilarious!

(@ sea world)

meg: i wonder wat that blow hole is for.

Peter: oh i'll tell u wat it's not for.
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1ce · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject:

haha

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

ZerosEdge · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject:

Chris: I didn't know there was a 5 AM mass.... I didn't know there was 5 AM.... *turns to Lois* What else havent you told me!?

Chris: Is this where babies are from?
Bryan: Uhh... yeah it is.
Chris: *turns to Lois* You said I came out of your vagina!!
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kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

( Peter and Joe sitting in a room)

Peter: umm yea so Joe. umm i just recently found out that i'm retarded.

Joe: oh, i'm sorry.

Peter: umm yea. and i was just wondering..auhh...how do u deal with it?

Joe: Peter, i'm crippled i'm not retarded.

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Quagmier (however the hell his name is spelled): mom if u want this 3-way to happen u better change ur tone!
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