Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

IAMJAMIN · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 86

Peter: Hey i got mail from mr pewtersmith

::fist comes out of computer screen and punches peter::

1ce · Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject:

(Peter walks out from the basement wearing a sterilization suit)
Chris: Oh my God! The government is here! Run E.T. run! (E.T. runs across the screen screaming.)

Xristyan · Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:25 am Post subject:

(there is a musical with people in cats costume... when one of them jumps in the air Peter's car suddenly runs him over...)

Peter: Oh GOD! oh god! i didn't see him... he just jumped right in front of me.. i didn't mean to... Oh GOD!
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Gemseer · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Feb 12, 2006 Posts: 54

Stewie: AHHHHHhh let me out of this stink filled cordaroy (sp) dungeon!!

kooch_6 · newbie! Joined: Aug 02, 2005 Posts: 44

peter: touche

logs · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:59 am Post subject:

(Peter is in a air tight glass box in the kitchen-- he is eating some cereal and he lifts his leg and farts--continues eating- sniffs the air.. starts sufficating and attempts to break the glass box.. doesnt break and he faints in his own awful fart) Twisted Evil

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