Random Family Guy quotes!!!!

ZerosEdge · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:51 pm Post subject:

Peter: Chris it's step, hip, step, pivot, hip *slaps Chris* are you trying to piss off the volcano?
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kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

(peter kicks girl's bathroom stall door)

girl: AHHHH

Peter: retarded.

girl: oh that's ok then

(peter kicks another girl's bathroom stall down)

girl: AHHH

Peter: retarded.

girl: oh bless ur heart.

(peter kicks other girl's bathroom stall down)

girl: AHHH

Peter: gezz, didn't u hear me? i'm retarded!

girl: aww ur just curious. well let me show u how everything works down there.
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ladyarakune · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

iheart family guy
ok no offense anyone

asian child eating trix:silly wabbit, twix ah fo kids.

rabbit: you share!
*proceeds to kill children and steal cereal*
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ZerosEdge · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject:

Ooh Ooh I got's one more...

Why do girls have boobs?

So you have something to look at when you're talking to her!....So you have something to look at when you're talking to her! So you got something to---

You called Mr. Leech?
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koreankimchi · Heimin (Commoner) Joined: Aug 24, 2005 Posts: 55

dont know

1ce · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:14 pm Post subject:

ladyarakune · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject:

peter-they invited us over to their house for dinner

lois-oh good, that means i dont have to cook.

peter-no, you still cook, well throw it out, i just dont want you to get get rusty...
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1ce · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject:

Heh.. amazing how stupid peter is.
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Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
*Kool Aid Guy looks around then slowly backs off*

ladyarakune · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject:

lol, thats my favorite episode...
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ladyarakune · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject:

a hot day

meg- chris your hogging up all the fans

chris- oh yeah- (pause) well your hogging up all the ugly!
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1ce · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

R
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Thats hilarious.
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*Peter playing basketball with Chris*
Peter: Hey! I'm like the white Larry Bird!

ladyarakune · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:34 pm Post subject:

omg lol
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after brian left because he and peter got in a fight

lois- i sure hope brian comes back soon

peter-hes not coming back.

stewie-lets get a kitty

peter-now youve got the right idea
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kaykay · Shogun Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 2622 Location: Cali

ahahaha....and remember when peter finally admitted that he missed brian..and the cat comes and pulls up his eyelids and peter says, "gosh i h8 this freakin cat!".....lol.

(stewie can't seem to sleep cuz of a certain encounter that he had @ his daycare w/ a young pretty girl)

brian: well well...it appears that u're in love.

stewie: wat?! that's ridiculous!

brain: face it. u fell for a girl w/ blue eyes.

stewie: AHA! her eyes are green!

brian: AHA! thank you for proving my point!

stewie! damn!
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1ce · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject:

Peter in an outhouse - Bird knocks down the outhouse

Peter: aaah... It's EVERYWHERE!... it's even in the raccoon wounds! ah!!

ladyarakune · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject:

omg lol
and remember later

chris pokes dead body

chris-wow its true, the best things in life really are free!
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