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sakabatou
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Aaaah WTF? Zoolander, and Anchorman in the worst movies section?! So what if they're stupid, thats the point. Honestly, I'm not an idiot (feel free to argue with me on that one) but I think those two are hilarious. Besides, there have to be worse movies out there.
My worst 5 list:
1) Battlefield: Earth
2) Dungeons and Dragons
3) Freddy vs Jason
4) Jason X
5) Judge Dredd
P.S. If you think The Hitchikers Guide had noone worth mentioning, thats cos you're not British. Its a British book, filmed with a British cast for a reason. Its like Monty Python 
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quosimos
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| Judge Dredd? ya gotta be joking me..that movie was brimming with quotable dialogue! really! it had its moments |
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| Judge Dredd? ya gotta be joking me..that movie was brimming with quotable dialogue! really! it had its moments |
Yeah "Double Whammy!" certainly sounded badass... 
I hate it with a passion since I read 2000AD and it was nothing like it! at all!! Seriously, it was just aweful. What they did to such a well established intellectual property, I mean.. they showed his face! Judge Dredd's FACE! after 20 years as a comic character and rarely a glimpse past the chin we see the face, and it turns out to be Silvester Stallone... Truly despicable
EDIT: Sweet Jesus I forgot Plan 9 From Outer Space. I've watched it, and honestly; nothing here can even touch it. Although it gets props for the film about its director Ed Wood starring Johnny Depp! |
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quosimos
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:44 am Post subject: |
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| wow ive heard a lot about this Plan 9 from Outer Space im getting curious |
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OK... one of the props is 2 dishes stuck together and moved about with a clearly visible piece of string pretending to be a spaceship. The rest of the props wobble. They couldnt afford a replica pistol so they filled a toy gun with talcum powder and flicked it to the backing of sound effects. The lead actor DIED halfway through and the rest of his scenes are played by a body double holding his cape over his face. The plot changes from alien invasion at the start to vampires some where along the lines. They could only afford to shoot each scene once so someitmes the actors forget their lines and improv or wait for prompts....
Truly epic stuff. |
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quosimos
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:53 am Post subject: |
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| Spite wrote: |
OK... one of the props is 2 dishes stuck together and moved about with a clearly visible piece of string pretending to be a spaceship. The rest of the props wobble. They couldnt afford a replica pistol so they filled a toy gun with talcum powder and flicked it to the backing of sound effects. The lead actor DIED halfway through and the rest of his scenes are played by a body double holding his cape over his face. The plot changes from alien invasion at the start to vampires some where along the lines. They could only afford to shoot each scene once so someitmes the actors forget their lines and improv or wait for prompts....
Truly epic stuff. |
hahaha
ahhh yes my friend mentioned this poor excuse for a movie once. I heard it became so imfamous that it entered the annals of film legend and made a bit of mulah along the way.
but is it entertaining? |
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| Highly, for completely the wrong reasons. Serisouly though, any time you think modern Hollwood has gone downhill sit yourself down for a bit of Plan 9 and know that nothing can ever be as bad. The comedy biography I mentioned is actually named after the director Ed Wood and is all the more enjoyable if you have some knowledge of his reputation for awesomely bad films. And it has Johhny Depp... well worth a watch! |
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quosimos
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| says something about Hollywood when something like Plan 9 can be more entertaining than Kingdom of Heaven and extract more laughter than an Adam Sandler flick... |
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| worst movie star wars episode 1 2 3, harry potter, scorpion and others in which i dont want to even bother to put cause theye were that bad |
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Alone in the Dark
Manos The hands of Fate
Lephrcan in the hood
bats
Battlefield earth |
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RandomJo
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1.XXX: State of the Union<IT WAS SO CLICHE AND HORRIBLE!! ARG..
2.Gigli
3. CrossRoads
4. Freddy vs Jason (it was ALL media.)
5.Terminator 3
Alright.. I can't believe NOONE mentioned state of the union. None of the actors there could act, it was sooo cliche, plot= horrible, lines... a monkey throwing darts at words could have come up with better ones than the director.
(Too lazy to rant the rest of the movies) |
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tuxili
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TrueAncestor
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damn you tuxili for spamming. 
i just saw kingdom of heaven yesterday.......... lets just say that I wasted money. add that to the list of worst movies ever.
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Wow, looking to this thread brought back a lot of memories, mostly of them bad
5) One hour photo ( Robin williams )
4) Closer (julia roberts, Nataly portman, Jude Law)
3) Lost in tokio (Bill murray)
¨The reason I hated this movies the most was because none of them had a decentt story, they only care about scenografy and time space disruption, which should be tools for the story, and not that the story is an excuse for making close up scenes and saying, nobody gets the complexity of my work, I am sure one cool director
( as a matter of fact when something absurd happens me and my friends got the habit of saying FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION..)
2) Colateral Damage (Arnold)
I guess i need no explanation
1) Misa stupid I ( Great idea to add funny character to star wars, really great)
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