Bad icebreakers. How not to start a conversation.

quosimos · Last edited by quosimos on Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:01 pm; edited 1 time in total

I got these from an email. some are good some are so so. add some of your own

TOP 10 BAD ICEBREAKERS WHEN YOU’RE SITTING NEXT TO SOMEONE CUTE ON PUBLIC
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1. How good are mandarins?
2. Hello. I’m full of lust.
3. Would you like to come to my place for tea? Only thing I’ve only got Milo, and no house.
4. I feel like we’ve met before, did you work near a fishing village in Cicily in 1703?
5. You know how some people can read palms? Well I can read the sides of people’s heads, and yours is saying that you think I’m saucy.
6. Anyway, as I was saying to my counsellor this morning, I’m bang up for a relationship.
7. Well I think we’ve got the comfortable silence established, I think we’ll be really good together!
8. Nice day huh? Y’know, just quietly, I’d happily destroy the entire universe for a chance to touch your hair. Metaphorically, of course.
9. I think it’s best we don’t speak to each other as I’m clearly more in love with you than you are with me.
10. Go-go gadget confidence.

go-go gadget confidence haha Laughing

CGY · Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

The first question makes sene, the rest re just weird! Too weird! Confused

leoxjm · Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject:

Go go gadget confidence??!!!

Dear god, that's bad.
I had one in mind (also from an e-mail) and I just forgot it. Dammit.
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TrueAncestor · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:35 am Post subject:

Go go gadget erection!!! lmao yeah thats just wrong, sorry it just came to mind. well the worst pick up line i have gotten is probably, "Hey, do you want f***?" he got a kick in the nuts from me. but if we are just making up funny pickups, then imagine an asian who has an asian accent saying, "Hey does your father steal things? *winks and licks lips* Cause it looks like he grabbed a star and stuck it in your eyeball." heard that one from a comedian named Dat Phan, who happens to be vietnamese. funny guy.
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gundamcat · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:13 am Post subject:

k I made this up so don't be to harsh but I would never say this...

Does you pussycat pur when you pet it? If so then If I pet your pussy would you pur?

^sorry if not pg13

well anyway you would so get slaped for that

quosimos · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:35 am Post subject:

frozen_chicken · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:57 am Post subject:

Milo's the best thing ever lolz, now i need to go buy some more of them. that no3 kills its man ROFL

pyrorecca · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:56 am Post subject:

Heres some really good pick-up lines

10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. Why don't you come up to my place to see my slide rule collection?
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?

GO NERDS!! GO!!!!
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quosimos · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:42 am Post subject:

nice, pyrorecca. i can tell youre a lady's man to the bone

TrueAncestor · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject:

here is a creepy pickup line. "You are almost as beautiful as those pictures of you taking a shower..." heehe, or "You are as beautiful as the statues of you i made out of my own feces..." ugh. creepy/gross
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quosimos · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject:

how about:
"i really like your taste in furniture"
or
"you look so beautiful when youre asleep"
that's creepy

1ce · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject:

Obviously theres one you didn't suggest.
"How far will you go for 5 bucks"
--LOL, my friend told me that as a joke before and I find that a horrible icebreaker.

kockie · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:35 pm Post subject:

Woah nerdy pick up lines! Maybe i can use them. Well thanks kind sir.

Nah but ur pick up lines are so damn nerdy Good.

eheheh

pyrorecca · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject:

Lousy Ice Breaker--> DIE! ICE! DIE!!! Damn ice cant break damn it!!!!

No seriously, when you meet some one new, annouce you're gonna do some icebreakers and repeat the sentence above. It's actually a GOOD ice breaker......which means i'm off topic......oh welz
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kockie · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject:

have you tried saying ICE, ICE, BABY?

it might work well...