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quosimos uncommoner

Joined: Aug 05, 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: Jack lives here
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Obviously theres one you didn't suggest.
"How far will you go for 5 bucks"
--LOL, my friend told me that as a joke before and I find that a horrible icebreaker. |
ROFL
disturbingly, i know a guy who got offered oral sex for alcohol...by a 14/15 year old girl. that is so wrong.
how about
"ill show you mine if you show me yours" lol |
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Lostcat newbie!

Joined: Sep 22, 2005 Posts: 27 Location: i don't know anymore ^3^
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:19 am Post subject: |
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" So..............
I guess your?
ya rub it in why dont you -_-'single" _________________ Oh,oh, oh, ice cold milk and an Oreo Cookie, they forever go together , what a classic combination. When a dark , delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation, like the one and only creamy, crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O
T-T beautiful |
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pyrorecca ask for custom rank!

Joined: Sep 03, 2005 Posts: 3412 Location: In your refrigerator, eating your food
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:08 am Post subject: |
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Bad icebreaker: "Lets play Spin the Bottle!!"
"I like eggs, don't you?" _________________ [img:309:200:9b3695521e]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8583/dobedobedojs0.jpg[/img:9b3695521e] |
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TrueAncestor The Dark Winged Angel

Joined: Sep 08, 2005 Posts: 3819 Location: Within your darkest nightmares, and your deepest desires
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:13 am Post subject: |
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a guy looks at a girl, and turns to his friend and says, "I am SO going to get some!!" Right...
"Youre almost as beautiful as your mother..." heehee _________________ Miku Miku!!
[img:80:120:eb3b969399]http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6048/dancingmikudr2.gif[/img:eb3b969399]
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frozen_chicken Daimyo

Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1876 Location: your guess is as good as mine
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:18 am Post subject: |
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From Family Guy
Brian> Do you rent or own ?
Lady> Own what ?
Brian>Those wings you angel |
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Tatty Heimin (Commoner)

Joined: Jun 28, 2005 Posts: 52
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:38 am Post subject: |
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That's a really nice one from Family Guy. Might try it out one day when my friends dare me.
Hehe. Go go gadget confidence is nice too. Silly enough to be used in functions and events.  |
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pyrorecca ask for custom rank!

Joined: Sep 03, 2005 Posts: 3412 Location: In your refrigerator, eating your food
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Cheesey pick-up line:
Your T-shirt would look great on my bedroom floor _________________ [img:309:200:9b3695521e]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8583/dobedobedojs0.jpg[/img:9b3695521e] |
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LoneWolf325 Gokenin Samurai

Joined: Nov 21, 2003 Posts: 1182 Location: USA
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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WARNING: never use this one!
My lips are covered in sugar, can you help me lick it off?
On a side note, it's impossible to pick girls up at DDR, because I don't care how good-looking you are or what you say, nothing's attractive when you're dripping with sweat. _________________ The pen is mightier than the sword
But the sword is so much harder to silence than the pen. |
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Himitsu A-Source Admin


Joined: May 10, 2003 Posts: 2744 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:11 pm Post subject: Re: Bad icebreakers. How not to start a conversation. |
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| quosimos wrote: |
2. Hello. I’m full of lust.
7. Well I think we’ve got the comfortable silence established, I think we’ll be really good together!
8. Nice day huh? Y’know, just quietly, I’d happily destroy the entire universe for a chance to touch your hair. Metaphorically, of course.
10. Go-go gadget confidence. |
lol, I found those ones funny. The first two don't seem too-too bad. But go-gi gadget confidence beats them all, lol. I would love to hear that one day.
The others are just totally random. |
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TrueAncestor The Dark Winged Angel

Joined: Sep 08, 2005 Posts: 3819 Location: Within your darkest nightmares, and your deepest desires
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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how about, "You are so beautiful. Your hair is like a field of golden wheat, your eyes are like the sky itself, your nose is like a ice pick stuck in a barn door..." _________________ Miku Miku!!
[img:80:120:eb3b969399]http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6048/dancingmikudr2.gif[/img:eb3b969399]
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Itachi-kun Drunken Boxer

Joined: Jul 12, 2005 Posts: 4705 Location: West Coast
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Worst one that I have actually used(sorry I just know little about the oppisite sex) "Is it your place or mine?" Actually worked, but that's not the point. _________________ [img:450:200:d0a28f8b61]http://www.anime-source.com/upload/uploadFiles/9979.jpg[/img:d0a28f8b61]
I just wanna be your light. |
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quosimos uncommoner

Joined: Aug 05, 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: Jack lives here
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:39 am Post subject: |
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| TrueAncestor wrote: |
| how about, "You are so beautiful. Your hair is like a field of golden wheat, your eyes are like the sky itself, your nose is like a ice pick stuck in a barn door..." |
Garfield?
im pretty sure i read that while waiting for my piano lessons in my tutors living room, she kept comics there. |
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pyrorecca ask for custom rank!

Joined: Sep 03, 2005 Posts: 3412 Location: In your refrigerator, eating your food
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:44 am Post subject: |
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"Your eyes are like a beautiful pool of mud" _________________ [img:309:200:9b3695521e]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8583/dobedobedojs0.jpg[/img:9b3695521e] |
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theone06 Ronin Samurai

Joined: Sep 01, 2005 Posts: 795 Location: between here and there
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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The worst lines every:
"Hey the word of the day is legs, now how about we go back to your apartment and spead the word."
"Someone stole my phone number, may I borrow yours?" |
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bwong001 Punished by admin (points deducted)

Joined: Sep 28, 2005 Posts: 84
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| ok how is this one. "add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply." |
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